I had a margarhito once. Margarita slash Mojito. Not good. Me and the other girl drinking it (my realtor! LOL) were like, uh....yuck.
I went and picked up my pills at lunch, got a new box of Franzia and a frisco burger from Hardees.
I have an ALASKA keychain on my car keys.....the really old man in the store saw a little bit of it and thought it was sorority letters. He was saying cappa delta whatta, etc......
HOW ABOUT IMA CAPPA UYA INYA FACE?
Just kidding. I was freshly medicated with a box of wine in hand and food in sight. He could have called me a fat ugly dirty ho-bag and I would have beamed and went about my way. Someone almost ran me over in the Wally World parking lot and when she did the OOPS SO SORRY gesture, I just SMILED.
Batten down the hatches kiddies, the world is about to end.