Our dingy secretary in the front office has buzzed me 5 times in the 3 hours I have been here. Three times thinking I am keeping track of where all my co-workers are hiding from her this morning, once to show me the jewelry a foreign girl was trying to peddle off to a sucker to pay for a missionary trip and once to tell me a storm is blowing in (because I may not see it through the big picture window I am looking out).
She had such a good day on Friday that I took one for the team and went shopping with her after work. I am paying for it dearly today.

