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no the little oxygen thieves woke me up at 6am to ask me where the pepto bismal was... fridge duh....... then at 6:15 to call my big dog out ... Like I was sorta kinda using him as a pillow........... then my almost 20 year old wakes me up at 7:20 to ask me if she can go visit friends... she graduated yesterday.. almost 20 years old.... I don't quite remember if I put the clip in the glock at that point, but whatever I did she tore out of the driveway. Did I mention that I sorta was grouchy and told ALL of them not to wake up ahead of time? I didn't get to sleep till 2 or 3 tossing n turning.... Quattro is starting to eat. kelly is frustrated and upset because he's still in one of those incubators and she can't just pick him up and hold him whenever he starts fussing and crying. She'll live, he's getting big already...

oh yeah... I looked at new stun guns today. a 500,000 volt taser/stun gun that has a 12 range... perfect distance from my bed to the door frame.... first kid that wakes up tommorow better hope I use the gun with batteries and not the shells............................................................

Send 'em down here. I got 213 acres that need tending!

forget the kids, I'll come instead!!!!!!!!!!! What state am I fleeing too?
 
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Did you sleep? How is Quattro? How is Kelly?

no the little oxygen thieves woke me up at 6am to ask me where the pepto bismal was... fridge duh....... then at 6:15 to call my big dog out ... Like I was sorta kinda using him as a pillow........... then my almost 20 year old wakes me up at 7:20 to ask me if she can go visit friends... she graduated yesterday.. almost 20 years old.... I don't quite remember if I put the clip in the glock at that point, but whatever I did she tore out of the driveway. Did I mention that I sorta was grouchy and told ALL of them not to wake up ahead of time? I didn't get to sleep till 2 or 3 tossing n turning.... Quattro is starting to eat. kelly is frustrated and upset because he's still in one of those incubators and she can't just pick him up and hold him whenever he starts fussing and crying. She'll live, he's getting big already...

oh yeah... I looked at new stun guns today. a 500,000 volt taser/stun gun that has a 12 range... perfect distance from my bed to the door frame.... first kid that wakes up tommorow better hope I use the gun with batteries and not the shells............................................................

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forget the kids, I'll come instead!!!!!!!!!!! What state am I fleeing too?

That's a fair question since I keep moving around. I'm in KY now. Funny side story, when I contacted Cackle this year, they wanted to know "which" Batz I was. ie the NC, PA or Ky one. I told the girl, I'm all three!!!
 
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forget the kids, I'll come instead!!!!!!!!!!! What state am I fleeing too?

That's a fair question since I keep moving around. I'm in KY now. Funny side story, when I contacted Cackle this year, they wanted to know "which" Batz I was. ie the NC, PA or Ky one. I told the girl, I'm all three!!!

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and you just happen to get into hundreds of acres? I'm totally jealous you know!
 
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I see you are in Phoenix. I used to live there. That city is a perfect grid as far as streets go, eggcept for Grand Ave. I used to live in Glendale too. You CAN NOT get lost in Phoenix

I can. I have.

When I visit my family in Phoenix they drive me around everywhere. That, and I didn't bring my car.
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note to self... Belle is NOT driving herself to the hospital when "it's time"
 
Hey Tex, help me out here. Do you find this offensive?

Another thread is dedicated to critiquing it. Personally I think it's sorta funny, weird, but funny.
 
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