Dear boss people:
My lunchtime is quickly approaching. Since you don't pay me enough to afford going out to lunch, or the gas to get there, I will be eating my sack lunch at my desk. Please note my 9-grain has long since been replaced by the crappy store-brand $.50 a loaf bread.
Since you completely ignore me during my slow times, and ONLY see fit to ask questions or dump projects on me during my lunch hour, be advised: If you bother me during my lunch hour, I will charge you COMPTIME. Also, I will round up. Heavily.
Also, if any mention is made of said COMPTIME, during my annual review or otherwise, I will but my foot in your bum.
Thank you!
Crankypants