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Nah, he just knows batz is gonna show him off, and all these weird internet ladies will be drooling over him.
No he likes that idea. He was offering to be "traded" for the right price. As if it's major league ball or something and he's a free agent!
He tells me I have killed his "retirement" plan. ie he can't rob a bank and get away if I've plastered his picture all over the internet! Not that he'd get away, he's not very good at planning and he has horrible luck. He'd get caught in record time!
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Well, that's just the perfect man, right? I mean, what could they ever say that us female types would ever be interested in anyway? (Other than, "oh Honey, let me give you a hot oil back massage tonight". Like THAT's EVER gonna happen.... ha ha, [wiping tear from eye])