Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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I know, right?!? About twice a year she visits twice. So very fun. Especially the cramps and mood swings. But he tension headaches are my FAVORITE

Batty! Where ya been?

Excedrin for migraines is awesome stuff. There's enough caffiene in there that I can almost feel perky.

Breaking out the Tylenol. Have been busy with inventory(a NEVER ending saga), working out a deal to get my horses even though I haven't paid a dime for the board in two month. Not cause I don't wanna pay, I haven't got two pennies to rub together much less $2000 for board. Jeff still hasn't found a job.

Ummm trying to get a loan for the business. What the heck is a Balance sheet and why would you have an unbalanced sheet? I mean I'm not living on a marina every thing is very level ground here? Anyway I need one of those and an Income statement. Apparently the bank doesn't want to hear " I have no income." That's pretty much my statement. In all honestly it should be called an outgo statement but who am I?

So in the process of finding all this info, I have discovered my record keeping system is not set up for quick info gathering. may have to look into changing it. Then again, I may need to hire an accountant. A personal assistant and a gofer. Hence the loan.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I sure wish we could do something real for you Boyd. I know you're probably getting plenty of loving hugs, but what else do you need? Where's Saddina, by the way?

 

[LarryPQ]

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Batz will never buy that. But I know what you mean. (You can always keep your eyes closed.)

What are we talking about? I am not sure which quip to whip out...

 

[scbatz33]

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The midsection bloating is MY favorite. The husband who acts like... well, never mind.

I love when he sees Aunt Sally accouterments and sighs usually mumbling something like "well I guess I know what I'm not getting". Like I do it ON PURPOSE just to ruin HIS day.

 

[LarryPQ]

Ummm trying to get a loan for the business. What the heck is a Balance sheet and why would you have an unbalanced sheet? I mean I'm not living on a marina every thing is very level ground here? Anyway I need one of those and an Income statement. Apparently the bank doesn't want to hear " I have no income." That's pretty much my statement. In all honestly it should be called an outgo statement but who am I?

I can help you with a quick and dirty balance sheet for your loan app.

An income statement shows how much money is coming in OR going out. Only stating the income, even if it is a loss.​

 

[scbatz33]

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Batz will never buy that. But I know what you mean. (You can always keep your eyes closed.)

What are we talking about? I am not sure which quip to whip out...

I think you need to quip your whip to follow this one!

 

[scbatz33]

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Me me me! I'm a great personal assistant and I have slightly buck teeth!

Ummmm let us rewind and review.......

I have to shuffle a some papers that will keep us out of trouble with the law. (Office doomed.)

 

[scbatz33]

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And I know all that. I was an econ major. I was going for funny. I failed miserably and for that I apologize.

 

[LarryPQ]

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And I know all that. I was an econ major. I was going for funny. I failed miserably and for that I apologize.

I assume nothing when it comes to accounting. It is all backwards anyway.

 

[scbatz33]

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Voting Batz off the Office Work Island.

I'll take my steno and go.......... But know this, I was the best darn office worker here and You're noting, NOTHING I SAY, without me. I hope your copier runs out of toner cause only I know where it's buried.......Suckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!