Office Work.......

[dacjohns]

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If you need counsel on raising teen girls, ask Dac. He's survived three of them.

The fourth one did me in. Now I live in padded cell with internet access. I steal photos off the internet to make people think I have a really cool job.

 

[dacjohns]

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I had technology problems today so I got to goof off and do inside work today while my coworker got to climb the steep nasty hills.

The problem was easily solved after buying a screwdriver. The orange thing in my office photo had a loose SD card but the card is buried deep inside the extremely costly piece of electronic wizardry. Thirty minute drive to hardware store, find a screwdriver that fits, buy said screwdriver, open up the bowels of the expensive piece of equipment, pull out the SD card, put it back in, put the equipment back together, start it up and everything worked fine. Stay in civilization and do "office work".

Not too many ticks here in the mountains of Wyoming. If I were at home, different story.

 

[wegotchickens]

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What about "Easily Amused"?







I was going to be good and stay away from BYC. Then Mr Boss asked me for the 3rd time if I was sure I was doing my job right? I thought about saying, "No. You should sooooo fire me." Then I sighed and helped him count out what I'd already explained 3 times.

 

[ibpboo]

Howdy all!

Its another foggy day here.
I'm getting ready for work.
Its only 1/2 days for me this month, which is ok cuz I usually do not work at all in July.

Hmmm, all they really want to eat is pizza. At least it is whole grain and low fat.
Lots of fresh fruit and veggies too!

Now, how do you get them to eat their fruit?!!

 

[LarryPQ]

Dear Tinkle Girl-

No I have not lost any weight, thank you for reminding me.

Thank you!
CrankyPants

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Actually, I HAVE lost weight, but not enough to be noticeable. Still, I am of the mind-set you should never bring up gains/losses unless the person brings it up first. You know, like that ONE TIME you tell someone "Congratulations!" and it turns out they are not preggers? Bad juju.

 

[wegotchickens]

All this talk about weight is making me hungry.

Or maybe its the fact that I only ate one meal yesterday?



Best weight comment I ever heard was hubby telling a dear friend she'd lost too much weight and was going to blow away if she didn't eat something. She was tickled pink.
<sigh> Too bad he can't be so sweet to certain family members.

 

[scbatz33]

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I could come down and do the coyote ugly on your cash register table... They'd throw money at me to make me put my clothes back on and quit singin ;P

Then ya'll be doin good!

Any time, come on down! Hey all I just got in and trying to do a rush catch up before I have to leave again.

Took a mare to the vet. She is in foal. That's two for two. Man I need some cash FAST!

Still catching up on emails. No raccoons last night. So everyone was present and accounted for at breakfast

 

[scbatz33]

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Actually, I think person B should shove a very large and pointy object in person A's you know what and send her to you know where howling in pain the whole way. It's far more effective and satisfying

 

[LarryPQ]

Ditto. However, when person B goes to jail for stabbing person A, person A should probably ACTUALLY be a fattie, in order to make oneself as unattractive as possible.

But, then Person B was correct in said observation, thus making Person A the one in the wrong.

 

[scbatz33]

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Ah ha, person B would never go to jail because they would have a top notch attorney who would locate tons of character witnesses to prove that Person A deserved it and thus making it justified homicide or a mercy killing depending on how Person B's crackerjack legal team wants to spin it