Office Work.......

[LarryPQ]

OMG- I totally just smacked down TinkleGirl. I am not sure I can relate the whole thing correctly---but I will try. Needs a CrankyPants letter. It was in front of her whole department.

TinkleGirl: What is it with you and GossipDude? You like totally HATE each other.
Laree: I dont hate GossipDude, and I would appreciate you not saying so.
TG- You two totally do so hate each other.
Laree- Again, I do not hate GD, but it is nice to know he hates me. Thanks for that.
TG (not taking the hint): You guys are like, GRRR GRRR GRR at each other [imitates a T-rex]
Laree- No, we aren't--and I really don't want GD thinking I hate him, so please pipe down.
TG-[Continues her little slapping imitation]
Department Cubie Dog: It isnt hate, it is unrequited love!
TG- OMG Totally! They are in love! They had an affair!
Laree- [Stink-eye out in full force]
TG- You had an affair with GossipDude didnt you? HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
[Cubie dogs all chime in, laughing]
Laree- No we didnt, and I dont think GD or his wife would appreciate you saying so.
TG-You so love hate him. You two are a couple.
Laree (using her best quiet-professional- voice)- TinkleGirl, that isnt funny, and I have asked you more than once to let it be. This is one of those things you need to shut up about. So, shutthe#$*(up.

[Everyone gets really quiet and there is no more movement from the cubes. TG turns back to her computer, is quiet for 5 minutes, then spend the next 20 minutes kissing up]

 

[scbatz33]

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Or gnawing through your foot like a coyote to get free!

Exactly!

Cranky-Pants letters are therapeutic. After I wrote this a cute phone guy came in to work in the phone closet. My desk faces the phone closet...

Dear Staff,

The Blood-born Pathogen Exposure Control Plan has been amended. In addition to blood, urine, feces, or vomit it now also includes ear wax.

Therefore, if you clean your ears with a paper clip please dispose of the paperclip in an approved waste containment unit. Seriously.

If I find another crusty clip attached to paperwork I must process, you’d better have dug deeply enough to reach what little brain matter may be in there. Because I know who you are and I will find you. Brain damage will be the only acceptable excuse that keeps me from finding a new insertion point for said paperclip.

You have been warned.

Most sincerely,

Ms Safety Coordinator/ HR / Adm Asst / IT Help Desk / Other Duties As Assigned

I seriously just threw up in my mouth a little. THAT IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I would so totally have reminded her of the anti-harrassment rules had I been there.
When someone asks you to knock it off you should KNOCK IT OFF!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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I think that's what happened to my current hatch. They started pipping on day 19 and were all out last night, day 20. And I had some that didn't absorb well and died. Besides the high heat, high humidity was a factor.

BUT SOOOO CUTE.

six lavenders and six splits.

 

[scbatz33]

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did you get it made into a teddy bear? I hear people do that. When they aren't frying it up with some peppers and onions.

And way to go with TG. Seriously, I think it only would have been better if you stapled the company's harassment rules to her forehead.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Exactly!

Cranky-Pants letters are therapeutic. After I wrote this a cute phone guy came in to work in the phone closet. My desk faces the phone closet...

Dear Staff,

The Blood-born Pathogen Exposure Control Plan has been amended. In addition to blood, urine, feces, or vomit it now also includes ear wax.

Therefore, if you clean your ears with a paper clip please dispose of the paperclip in an approved waste containment unit. Seriously.

If I find another crusty clip attached to paperwork I must process, you’d better have dug deeply enough to reach what little brain matter may be in there. Because I know who you are and I will find you. Brain damage will be the only acceptable excuse that keeps me from finding a new insertion point for said paperclip.

You have been warned.

Most sincerely,

Ms Safety Coordinator/ HR / Adm Asst / IT Help Desk / Other Duties As Assigned

I seriously just threw up in my mouth a little. THAT IS NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have no idea. I did the yack thing, too. And then I took a break to use up a bottle of hand sanitizer...

It had obviously been awhile since he'd last cleaned them out.

 

[wegotchickens]

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did you get it made into a teddy bear? I hear people do that. When they aren't frying it up with some peppers and onions.

And way to go with TG. Seriously, I think it only would have been better if you stapled the company's harassment rules to her forehead.

Great minds think alike....

 

[LarryPQ]

I didnt get to see the first placenta, so when kid # 2 came--I told the doctor I wanted to see it. (I think medical stuff is cool) Long story short, all the nurses on the floor had interns, and they were all in my room (another long story) so they were happy to save it for everyone to examine. THe head nurse even held it up and posed for the picture.

I feel bad for cursing at TG, she is too stupid to know she it was "harrassment". I should be more professional--but GOOD GRAVY--half the reason people think GD and I "hate" each other is because of her gossip. How can he possibly like me if she repeated tells GD I dont like him?

 

[LarryPQ]

For Batty:

 

[wegotchickens]

Multi-tasking: The ability to remain current on both FB and BYC while answering the phone and printing out mid-month reports.

Seriously, though, I gotta go bye-bye for a while. Time to actually focus for a while.

But I'm in a better mood now

Thanks ya'll!!