Office Work.......

[sparkles2307]

Just went to the front receptionist area to grab my mail, and overheard the Helpless Help having a serious min-conference between the 4 of them about "playing nice" and "I'm not the only one who can cover for you you know, you can ask the other girls too!" then hushing up and looking over shoulders at me as I tried to look like I was reading my mail..... I tell you, theres more drama in this dang office....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Oh Honey, I'm no great prayer, but when I don't know how else to help, I hope somehow it does send positive universal healing energy to you. As I've told you before, you are a human worthy of awe, in your devotion, your humanity, your intelligence, your humor, your scampiness, everything! I feel like crying to think of the rotten turn your human existence has taken. Wish I could make it all go away.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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You have always been an expert at grabbing life by the short ones! Shoulders up - let's see what we can do with that. How about boulder holster model? Football pads model? Brain model (oops, no that won't work). Insurance company assassin?

 

[saddina]

I was thinking more consertive talk show assassin, I could start with those who swear all people collecting SSD are lazy people faking it for money (on the side, do they honestly think mind-searing agaony and sitting in your own bodily wastes is a job anyone would take for $28/day?) Or those who swear national healthcare is uneeded (if the insurance didn't find a way to dump me legally this month, they'd be stuck with me).

 

[LarryPQ]

Dear Bossman-

If you give me that attitude again, I will poop on your front porch. You live within walking distance, and as we all know, I have no shame. This is not an idle threat.

Also, your haircut is stupid.

Thank You!
CrankyPants

 

[scbatz33]

My farrier is HI-Larious!!!! I swear I could listen to that man all day. Did I mention he's also Irish(shhhhhh don't ell anyone, he apparently hates the Irish) But he's like an older, shorter, irish Jeff!!!

 

[scbatz33]

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Poop on his front porch AND light it on fire. Very important part!

 

[saddina]

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Perhaps he thinks the shoe is on the other foot?


Sorry, i never said the jokes were good.

 

[saddina]

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Poop on his front porch AND light it on fire. Very important part!

Someone's done this before.

 

[sparkles2307]

Yeah so we went to Wisconsin for the weekend to a family wedding