Office Work.......

[sparkles2307]

Dear Helpless Help,

Just do what I ask you to, after all, I did train you in and teach you everything you know before moving on to bigger and better things... How hard can it be for you to get a file for me? Is your official title not indded "Office SUPPORT Specialist"? Who exactly needs more help around here....me, or you?

Try not to fall into the copier,

GrumpyButt

 

[scbatz33]

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[waiting patiently for the pictures]

Keep on waiting sister! Those would not be shared,, unless Play Girl makes a good enough offer!

 

[scbatz33]

On a related note, Dh has gone off to do the laundry. He was gonna just pay the laundry mat to do it. NO WAY Jose! Too expensive. While at his favorite laundering establishment, he discovers an employee shake up. ie the "mom and daughter" pair are no longer employed. Now, said mom and daughter were asking him last week if he would help them move. Being the gregarious guy he is, he offered his services. He thought they were agreed to pay him money. APPARENTLY, that was not the avenue of "re-payment" the mom and daughter team were contemplating.

Seems the lone remaining employee there informed J today that mom was planning on "offering" daughter as payment for services rendered. The gal called specifically to tell J to stay far far away from this mom and daughter pair.

Now, I've already had a splort of a morning. Regularly I am SOOOOOOOO not in the mood for a bunch of hick honeys hitting on my husband. Today, it would be ugly. J told me he told the lady he would be sure to stay far away from them. I replied with "good. I really don't feel like going to jail today."

J said he told the lady, "they don't want to see my wife get all redneck up in here"

I do love when Country music comes to life. Honestly, Loretta Lynn has it right......

A you've been makin' your brags around town
That you've been a lovin' my man
But the man I love, when he picks up trash
He puts it in a garbage can
And that's what a you look like to me
And what I see's a pity
Close your face and stay outta my way
If ya don't wanna go to fist city

If ya don't wanna go to fist city
Ya better detour around my town
'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
And I'll lift a you off a the ground(my favorite line!)
I'm not a sayin' my baby's a saint 'cause he ain't
N' that he won't cat around with a kitty
I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
If ya don't wanna go to fist city

Come on and tell me what you told my friends
If you think you're brave enough
And I'll show you what a real woman is
Since you think you're hot stuff
You'll bite off more than you can chew
If you get to cute or witty
You better move your feet
If you don't wanna eat
A meal that's called fist city

If you don't wanna go to fist city
You better detour around my town
'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
And I'll lift you offa the ground
I'm not a sayin' my baby's a saint 'cause he ain't
N' that he won't cat around with a kitty
I'm here to tell ya gal to lay offa my man
If ya don't wanna go to fist city

 

[sparkles2307]

Wow sounds like some of my clients....

I'm with you Batty, some chicky gets all up on my hunny she best watch herself, and her face. I actually compare myself to a female bulldog, and those lil chihuahua girlies dont want to be sniffin' round my tree....

Good thing that the DH I have now is not hit on that frequently.


ETA:

I just got a FWD this morning of "big kids'" Dr Seuss books. One was "Horton Hires a Ho"....

 

[LarryPQ]

Maybe I am lucky, but only smart women find my DH attractive. Dumb women dont understand what he is talking about most times, and tend to think he is making fun of them. Maybe he is. Then they get snotty, the DH TRIES to make them mad, and then they snap in an explosion of hilarious red-necki-ness.

Anywhoo, most smart women dont do the "married man" thing...especially when the DH whips out baby pictures every two minutes.

It also helps the DH refers to me as "Laree" (pronounced LARRY, Sparkles) so the smart ladies assume the DH is...well...otherwise partnered. Then he talks about the 24-inch "rooster" he has at home, and they REALLY think he is unavailable.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Thats awesome!

My DH is just too much of a smartarse for the stupid bimbos in our area... I have experimented with leaving him unattended at the bar and its funny to see him make girls mad. One pregnant girl was flirting and he purposely asked her really loudly "So, do you know who the father is?"....the conversation didnt really go anywhere after that.

 

[scbatz33]

Yeah, I've had a couple "close calls". I'm usually a mild mannered person - honest. But I have worked too hard and put up with too much for some hoochie to think she can just saddle up to may bar and order a drink. No way missy, this is a private club!

Not to say that J would give any female the time of day, he wouldn't. I've been told by plenty of his friends how he talks about me all the time. Over the past 13 years, I can't tell you how many people he knows have told me how obvious it is he loves me. It's the very idea that any female thinks they can even look at my husband sideways that gets my hackles up.

Think momma bear......yeah, that's me. Don't mess with my kids or my husband.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Liar. You like it when we eyeball Jeff's hotness.

LOL I think she feels no threat from the crazy chicken ladies....?

 

[scbatz33]

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Nothing shuts up a bimbo faster than referring to her guff.

J isn't really that nice. He can be like a really derogatory rap video. And he has no problem telling a "girl" where to go and what to do when she gets there. In fact, I recall him at a party telling a girl who was dating a friend, who was the guy hosting the party, to shut her mouth and get back on her pole.

He's a charmer, my hubby!

 

[scbatz33]

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Liar. You like it when we eyeball Jeff's hotness.

LOL I think she feels no threat from the crazy chicken ladies....?

That's about it in a nut shell.