Office Work.......

[LarryPQ]

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Well... remember how I sad TG was bringing in another tinkle pill tomorrow? Here's how that went down:

TG- You wanna see something gross?
Me- No.
TG- Look!

[puts foot up on cubie desk, yanks up pant leg, yanks down trouser hose. Pushes finger lightly into skin of the shin. Removes finger. Indent in skin is large enough to hold a shooter marble. Indent REMAINS, does not pop back out. TG repeats 3 more times. Looks like someone has bit a chunk out of her skin.]

TG- I was making my husband gag with that last night! Think I need a water pill?
Me- Umm... Yes.

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Anywhoo, I am trying to get a pic of that. it is almost unbelievable without visual proof.

 

[scbatz33]

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How do you handle the extremes?

drugs, lots of drugs.......actually she's just "passing" in the eyes of polite society. Only a few folks know her secret

 

[scbatz33]

Quote:
Well... remember how I sad TG was bringing in another tinkle pill tomorrow? Here's how that went down:

TG- You wanna see something gross?
Me- No.
TG- Look!

[puts foot up on cubie desk, yanks up pant leg, yanks down trouser hose. Pushes finger lightly into skin of the shin. Removes finger. Indent in skin is large enough to hold a shooter marble. Indent REMAINS, does not pop back out. TG repeats 3 more times. Looks like someone has bit a chunk out of her skin.]

TG- I was making my husband gag with that last night! Think I need a water pill?
Me- Umm... Yes.

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Anywhoo, I am trying to get a pic of that. it is almost unbelievable without visual proof.

Oh dear, I think I have something in common with TG.......shoot me please and put me out of my misery

 

[wegotchickens]

Quote:
Well... remember how I sad TG was bringing in another tinkle pill tomorrow? Here's how that went down:

TG- You wanna see something gross?
Me- No.
TG- Look!

[puts foot up on cubie desk, yanks up pant leg, yanks down trouser hose. Pushes finger lightly into skin of the shin. Removes finger. Indent in skin is large enough to hold a shooter marble. Indent REMAINS, does not pop back out. TG repeats 3 more times. Looks like someone has bit a chunk out of her skin.]

TG- I was making my husband gag with that last night! Think I need a water pill?
Me- Umm... Yes.

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Anywhoo, I am trying to get a pic of that. it is almost unbelievable without visual proof.

 

[scbatz33]

When I was in high school I sprained my ankle. After a couple weeks of the swelling not going down my dad took me to the dr. It appears my body does not disperse fluid properly. So once the body created the fluid to protect the injury, it stayed. I could wrap my ankle and all the fluid would get pushed up my calf then I could wrap the calf and send the fluid back around my ankle. It took literally months for the fluid to go away.

I don't just retain water, I store it like a camel! Once a month I increase by 10+ lbs of water. Then after Aunt Sally packs up and goes home. I pee for two days like every two hours. It's ridiculous!

But, I don't need pills. It's just the ebb and flow of my biological ocean.

Laree, I don't put my "rashy swamp" in anyone's face to show it off or for any reason. In fact, if I ever were to have a rashy "swamp" I would NEVER EVER tell anyone even under the threat of death.

That is nasty, common, tacky disgusting behavior! The like of which I would only expect from hookers or low rent pole dancers.

Please feel free to share this with TG

 

[LarryPQ]

I know you wouldnt Batty! I too, swing 7-10 pounds of water every month. I feel your pain.

 

[LarryPQ]

WHY?! I am buying lysol tonight on my way home. juuuust in case.

 

[scbatz33]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=13252
Mayberry - poor thing still causing problems two years later. LOL!

 

[scbatz33]

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this personality

in this body

crammed into this outfit

 

[sparkles2307]

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this personality
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/21675_officeworker.jpg
in this body
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/21675_harpoons.jpg
crammed into this outfit
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/21675_bluedress.jpg

I frickin love it!!!!