Office Work.......

[Buff Hooligans]

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Oh my gosh. We are DEFinitely separated at birth. Can you include "wake up without being harassed"? And go get a drink of water at midnight without being harassed? And turning over to get away from my drooly pillow without being harassed?

 

[wegotchickens]

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Oh my gosh. We are DEFinitely separated at birth. Can you include "wake up without being harassed"? And go get a drink of water at midnight without being harassed? And turning over to get away from my drooly pillow without being harassed?

"Here Honey, snuzzle the cat. She might actually purr."

 

[Orchid]

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Are you going to eat it or just pick it up?

At this rate, darling, I may never eat anything again.

I'll just drink my calories.

I know from whence beer, wine and various spirits come.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Are you going to eat it or just pick it up?

At this rate, darling, I may never eat anything again.

I'll just drink my calories.

I know from whence beer, wine and various spirits come.

Ferment something in the house. Now there's a science project!

Did you know you can mix honey & vinegar in a cup, let it set for a few nights, and it turns into something resembling alcohol?

 

[wegotchickens]

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[secretly consulting my two-room library of books on the topic to find this method...]

snuffle + nuzzle

AKA burying your head in warm belly fur while scratching its ears

 

[Orchid]

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My dad made wine a couple of years in a row. Grape, apple, grapple...we had fun with it. Then we drank some and REALLY had fun with it!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Squid feet ragout, it's the new Runner's Secret.

Race to see if you can get to the bathroom in time?

 

[wegotchickens]

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Yes, chickens are so unimaginative, aren't they. Wish they'd mix it up once in a while. I'm so tired of brown.

Feed them some blue gushers and wait a couple of hours.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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My dad made wine a couple of years in a row. Grape, apple, grapple...we had fun with it. Then we drank some and REALLY had fun with it!

Speaking of lining up for the bathroom. You know, them Mormons just don't know the FUN they're missing!!!

 

[wegotchickens]

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Um. I do that. But I will have to start doing that to the cat...

Yeah. Never do that to a man. They get Ideas....