Office Work.......

[Orchid]

(Belle, I hope we are in some way making your day go faster and more humorously.

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[NellaBean]

If we're not careful, we may send her into labor early........

 

[Southernbelle]

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I would, too. I'll just keep declining cervical checks until after midnight.

'He spent his entire life wondering why he was so claustrophobic, aftraid of small dark places...'

 

[wegotchickens]

Owwww, who else has done this?

Not even going to look....

 

[Orchid]

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It's actually a pretty funny thread. No gruesome pictures that I have seen, but I'm behind a few pages now.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Quite a sight to behold I assure you all

I didn't get any blood on me, either.

Oh my oh my... you all are quite the roaring women... [adding to my list: Slaughtering/Hunting Underachiever (zero slit gullets, zero guns in house)]

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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[wegotchickens]

My neighbor found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He
cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the
store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.

If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."


The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."

 

[Orchid]

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I didn't get any blood on me, either.

Oh my oh my... you all are quite the roaring women... [adding to my list: Slaughtering/Hunting Underachiever (zero slit gullets, zero guns in house)]

You can add that to my underachiever list as well. We have a bunch of guns...I have shot plenty of targets with them. I've never intentionally killed a mammal, bird or fish. Insects are fair game though.

 

[Southernbelle]

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Too late for that. I'm already 2 days overdue.