Office Work.......

[maple]

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I didn't say anybody wanted it...I was just scared someone may lick it or put some peppercorns in it just for a good laugh.

 

[maple]

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How many cats do you have?

That's what you get.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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What, your naked toe was too grody to bite on directly?

 

[maple]

buff you slay me.


ok, maybe i should go take one of my anxiety pills...i'm getting worked up waiting to hear what the deal is with lawyer...runs around rampant like the mad cow in beans yard

 

[Buff Hooligans]

One of my jobs is working for a real estate appraiser lady at her home office. She adopted this cute kitten a couple years ago. Ever since, the lady has been like a anti-cat Nazi, like, forbidding the cat to do everything that cats like to do. The lady just scolds, no lovin' to motivate the cat to do good.

And the lady wonders why the cat is hateful. I just want to smack the lady, but I can't, she signs a paycheck.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Are your Anx pills like Nell's Craze pills?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Time to modify my sig line.

Kelli, tell me what to say.



Edited to add: oh great, the wee one scampers! Sure wish I saved the "strapless blue dress whilst sitting on an exercise ball" pic!

 

[Orchid]

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What a twit. All the stuff that cats like to do is what makes them fun to have around! Well, other than that butt-licking thing, of course. Ew.

 

[maple]

ok...pill taken and dog given a chew bone so she stops chewing my things.


she reached in the garbage pail in the bathroom and ate my boogy tissue. I looked at my boogs when I blew my nose and I don't think I'm the only one cuz the dr. always asks me what color they are.

 

[wegotchickens]

ATTENTION PLEASE!!!



I have no announcement to make. I just wanted some attention.




You may now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense.




This was only a test.