Office Work.......

[maple]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=437272

and here I thought we were going to be discussing the topic of hope....sigh....

 

[Orchid]

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Ya think since they're so schlicked up with oil the chi/du/tu will get slippery intestines and my coop will get more poopy?

They'll be able to splort through a screen door at 30 paces.


The Minions are hilarious in Despicable Me. That is such a sweet movie. The kids got it for Christmas and I'll probably watch it more than they will.

 

[maple]

what?!?!?!

oh noooo! Not the screen door!!!! Wait...it's a chicken wire door on the inside but hey, not on my CLEAN side of the coop!!!

and I havn't seen Dispicable Me yet...maybe this weekend me and the girls will rent it.

 

[Orchid]

Oh, it's the cutest movie. Wish you lived closer, I'd lend it to you.

 

[maple]

gee thanks.

we-did-NOT-just-hijack-that-other-thread-nuh-uh


HA! Take that bunch of un shifted words buffster!

 

[maple]

My dd's black cat just jumped up for a snuggle and when I tried to kiss his head he pushed me away with his paws...I sniffed them...they have feets odor.

Which reminds me of a sniffing story that happened last night:

Set up...Putting girls to bed upstairs...look down the hall and see end room door open which is playroom and prefer that room to remain closed so dog doesn't chew Barbie or Pretty Ponies....so don't bother turning on lights just head that way...step on something hard...pick up...realized it's a dried up cat turd with shimmery green tinsel in it from dd's present from her teacher....recalling cat eating a peice before I forwarned dd of the harm and to throw the rest of tinsel away...knowing it should turn up from his insides one day soon....here it is...I toss the present into nearby litter box where it failed to fall but instead clung to his rear and dropped a few steps out of the box...heading back down the hall toward dd's room, the culprit crosses my path...i pick him up...intending to throw him on dd...give the girls a quick kiss goodnight and go downstairs to sanitize my right hand....well, upon throwing cat upon his very happy to recieve him lil girl...his head pressed forward to sniff and his eyes and ears went back...dd inquires why is he doing that? what is he smelling? so I hold my fingers out for her to get a whiff... and she pulls back her head and scrunches her face in disgust

and asks me, "Is THAT poop???"

Indeed...indeed it is. Then my youngest dd laughed uncontrollably and swung from her older sister's bunk bed and could not be pursuaded to sniff my fingers.

The End.

 

[scbatz33]

how am I ever gonna get all this read if you people don't stop talking???

 

[Orchid]

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How will you have anything to read if we DO stop talking?

maple....ewwww...cat box crunchy fingers!!

My funny kid story from yesterday - my six year old DS is trying to say the word "enemy" but it keeps coming out as "emeny". Finally he says in frustration: "Nemo can't say the word 'anemone', but I can say 'anemone', but I can't say the word 'EMENY'!

It was cute and hilarious, especially because he can normally pronounce and use everything correctly, including words like actually, probably, and the ever-memorable time he yelled "holy frickin chocolate chips!"

 

[NellaBean]

I've given up on keeping up. Being required to actually work. AGAIN. Darn these people.

In my cute child story of the century, my 2.5 year old niece told my sister that SANTA IS NOT REAL. My sister said What, why would you say that?

Because Santa came to my daycare yesterday and the real Santa wouldnt be going to a daycare.

 

[ksacres]

Good afternoon, office workers (and non-office workers...)!