Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

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I didn't click it. I figured it had to be written by a man, and they were the size of dried peas... aka bigger than his and therefor noteworthy.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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The only one from THIS thread anyway... The rest of us here are very proper and non-curious about such matters.

 

[wegotchickens]

Beaner forced me to look. I liked this statement:

I guess that's why then never go down when they are kicked in the chest and ........ well........ between the legs. Mother Nature is pretty slick.

And the one about how it's no surprise it calms them when you stroke their back.....

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I refrained. I am very busy doing legitimate work for large amounts of pay. (Plus, I'm askeered of large ... thingies.)

 

[NellaBean]

I haven't looked at that thread since yesterday....but it was pretty hilarious already then.

I told you about the class I took in college where we castrated sheep with a steak knife, right? And my professor bit them off of one to show us how they did it "in the old days". Nothing like an old geezer holding sheep testicles between his teeth to show us and then spitting them across the pen.

 

[wegotchickens]

Grqandpa squirted pig testicles at me as a kid. Now that's love

 

[scbatz33]

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Yes it looks rather like the carpet bag in Mary Poppins. Hold on I think she's pulling out her coat rack!

 

[jbowyer01]

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OH GOD! I was just lurking in the corner and read your statement, I think I'll go find another thread to read

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[NellaBean]

If your purse isn't big enough to at least hold a good chunk of a dead body, there is no sense in carrying it!

We had a contest at our work christmas party....each table got a stocking filled with stuff. And you had to stick your hand in and without looking, decipher what everything is. The guy in our group did it and couldn't figure out a darn thing. I stuck my hand in there and guessed every darn one. CORRECTLY. We even won the contest. Because considering the amount of junk crammed into my giant purse, I am an expert and clawing around in there with my hand to find things.

All the tables with men only failed horribly.

 

[NellaBean]

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OH GOD! I was just lurking in the corner and read your statement, I think I'll go find another thread to read

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Hey, I think we found a good idea for a new thread name. Sheep castration via dental incision.