Office Work.......

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poposterous! We can't have the "work" thread without bean.


Here's my exuse today...you all were boring me and so I had to go give my neighbor's dad heck. That's right...my cute new neighbor. He just started a job at a chicken farm making fertilizer. mmm...chicken poo. Anyway, he needs me to walk his wee wittle doggy named Lucy. She's a yorkie poo and she wuvs to give me kisses now. Before she met me and I came to the door she acted like she was gonna take my leg off.
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She's all talk. So anyway, his dad was still over there today but I wasn't sure so I went and checked on Lucy and ended up talkin to dad. He came over to put my new windsheild wipers on and then I was showing him how to do it and he was laughing...saying, why didn't you do it then if you know all about it?

And I said, because I drove up the rode to a friends house and watched him try to put my old one back on and he broke it...a little black peice broke off. So here is the dad putting the wiper blade on and POP... off comes a little plastic peice and he done broke it!
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So of course I had to give him heck. He was nice enough to take my receipt and exchange it as "defective" and brought home another one and did it right that time. Now I can actually clean my windows without smears. woo hooo!

And as cold as it was I picked up some poo in the coop and checked on my turkey...I know his toes are cold...a couple seem to be swollen. Not sure what to do? I had intended on processing the Gargantuan but Granny said I can't. She's so sensitive. I've raised meat birds before...just no turkey. I don't know what to do with his feet though. And I don't mean, pickling 'em either. smarties!



Boo....you know what I got in the mail the other day? A letter that says all the tests came back for Ava in acceptable levels. So what the heck? That's all I get? No call from the dr. to discuss it? I plan on calling them then and saying what the heck? At least it sounds like she's ok and all her parts or hooked up right. Dang dr.'s.
 
I need someone to say something funny. A good song gave me the blues this morning. So, Beaner, you aren't allowed to disappear right now. Don't make me have to go all postal and stuff at your office.... 'Cause if I do I'm setting loose some chickens in there, too.
 
Who made it a frickin rule that you have to say 'good morning' before noon and then you have to say 'good afternoon'? Is this not America? Do I not have free speech? If I wanna say good afternoon at 8 o'clock in the morning, and you wanna get on my back about it, TAKE A NUMBER!!! And then ask if me if I give a hoot. I am answering the frickin phone, and I am using my frickin cheery voice. And you know what? You get in my face I will use my frickin cheery voice to tell you to KISS MY GRITS. And if you're lucky I might actually say grits instead of what I really mean....




BTW Beaner, I got some cool scary eye make-up to wear with my flocked crows t-shirt tomorrow night. And I'm going to put some extra conditioner in my hair so I look all greasy and skanked out teen-ish. I think I can make my hazel eyes look rabid yellow by the time I'm done with the make-up, and greasing my hair will make it look almost black. I even have a pair of jeans that were demoted to coop-cleaning pants that I can slash up. And I'm gonna wear my dark grey longjohns under them so that I'll be comfy in all my ragged glory. Got white face powder and black nail polish, too.
I wil be the Punk Rock Emo Mom before I'm done. (not be confused with Rock-n-Roll Emu Mom...)
 
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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken!
 
BYC at work is coming to a close here very quickly. It could end at anymoment. THis may give me the kick in the butt to go get a smartphone and then I will chat with you guys through there. Take that evil work gnomes. Take that.
 
What is this?

Is it a bird?

A plane?

No, its SUPER CHICKEN!

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Obviously, I got my new saddles in last night. I have another batch of about 15 but the majority need the snaps redone as they won't stay closed. Maybe that will be my project tonight.

Considering I washed 12 dozen eggs last night, vacuumed the entire house including dog room and bunny cages, made dinner, got all the saddles on the chickens, not to mention my usual feeding/litterboxes/etc routines. I am a winner.
 
I am falling into the abyss...someone throw me a rope.
 
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