Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

Rotating hens for best egg numbers?

I could spin my girls on a merry-go-round, I don't think they will lay any more eggs.

 

[maple]

tell me about it

i yelled at the school and asked what they are doing over there and if they needed some bleach? preschool missing 8 out of 13 kids,


buff....would be yellin at my shift key but i;m tyoin 1 handed...kitty in the other

 

[LarryPQ]

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What about on a merry-go-round? Like a centrifuge? Pull the eggs right out of them?

 

[wegotchickens]

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The emu-bas are alrady nested on a dish towel....

I meant a towel over the bator. Like blinds on a horse.

I'm afraid it would make things too warm for the little darlin's. Besides, he can handle the shock. His biggest concern was if it would hatch by May so that we can deliver to Batty....

By my calculations, we could set eggs as late as March 20th and still deliver to batty on time.

 

[wegotchickens]

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What about on a merry-go-round? Like a centrifuge? Pull the eggs right out of them?

You'd have to have kids with really soft catcher's mitts around the room for that to be at all profitable.

 

[jbowyer01]

I just read a thread about a sperm bank for chickens.................




No really its here on BYC...........

Soooooooo wrong!!!!








Notice all the extra stuff like......... I'm happy no ones bugging me at work right now

 

[maple]

ok...saw somethin funny on facebook and posted it on my wall. Some of the exerpts were found on dam*youautocorrect .com

sooo funny...now go have a good laugh

 

[wegotchickens]

Anybody need a dose of adorable?

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=458388

 

[NellaBean]

Went mattress shopping on my lunch break. I am poor. Yet need a new bed. Going to buy a new king sized bed tomorrow.......so going to target fter work to get all the other stuff I'll need. Sheets, duvet, etc etc......blah blah blah. Going to bring the truck tomorrow and see if I can rope a family member or neighbor to help me get it into the house. Guess the plan for this evening is to get my old bed moved into the extra bedroom. By myself. That should be fun. Sigh.

 

[Orchid]

Nells, if you're getting a king sized bed, you're going to have to change your moniker to something other than "downsized". Why are you getting a king size anyway? All those wild orgies?

Emu-ba made me LOL!!

I am counting the minutes to my chiro appt tomorrow morning at 9:00. 1,142 and counting.