Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

Johnny Depp, the way he should be. Tanned and slovenly and hysterically funny....

 

[jbowyer01]

Okay I give! I need to go home before my mouth gets me into trouble. Would you believe two (not one but two) of my coworkers asked me how Abraham Lincoln died! God my head hurts.

 

[wegotchickens]

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And you told them he chopped down a cherry tree, right?




DH was bored at work, and made me a great Excel spreadsheet breeding database. Was it wrong of me to ask that pictures be linked in as well? He does have another hour to kill....

 

[Orchid]

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You know, that picture could almost make me drool...except from the look of him, I can smell him from here.

I do like Johnny Depp, a LOT, but pirate stink is something I'd prefer to keep off of my person.

 

[Orchid]

And let me guess, that little tidbit is going to go into my OW profile, isn't it Buffy?

 

[maple]

ha! He chopped down a cherry tree...

I'm cleaing my oldest daughters room out right now and the girls are having fun throwing stuff out the window...like pouring out sodas they didn't finish...yucky pillows I rather not bother taking to the new home....chicken feathers--yeah, she has collected many and now they are having fun watching them helicopter out the window....her rug I found out the cat peed on and it's too? well, loopy---it's got all these loops--I'm not going to be able to clean that--so might as well toss it. I should have rolled the dumpster under her window. sigh...I wonder what would happen if I throw the old air conditioner out the window---we're talking 2nd floor--may be fun? It makes ice not cold air. Plus I got a garbage bag of garbage from her room---like mama like daughter.

Hey! Take that back...I'm not a hoarder.

ok, maybe just a little.

 

[maple]

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What? Pirate stink opposer? I doubt it but it makes me remember the article my mom was reading to me yesterday at the dr.'s office about the 30 trapped Chillean minors in heat of 90* and humidity of something like 80%??? And 30 ethnic people left to simmer for days....good golly! I remember when I played indoor soccer and the complex smelled of stinky taco b.o. after the mexican's played...not being prejudiced here...just an observation....spicy taco pours out their sweat glands, it's a fact of nature.


I'd rather smell Johnny Depp dirty pirate stink or I'll do one better and sniff my cute neighbor after he come's home from the chicken fertilizer business...I promise I'll sniff him up and down REAL good if he'll let me.

 

[LarryPQ]

OMG people.

MAIL MERGE IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL

 

[maple]

Apparently it is Laree....ask the person who copies and pastes the mail for a whole day.

 

[scbatz33]

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Because if they're too stupid to figure out Mail Merge, they're too stupid to figure out what a valuable asset you are.

Ding ding ding

(bells ringing to celebrate Orchy's winning answer)

You didn't want to stay anyway. Remind yourself of that.

yuppers!