Official Agnostic Scientologist Angels and Fairies Thread

[PurpleChicken]

Anyone joining our church needs to raise their left hand and unenthusiastically repeat the follow oath:

I, insert name here, pledge to not believe in one thing but acknowledge I might
I, insert name here again, assure everyone here that I have read Dianetics or know someone who has
I, yeah we know who you are, have seen at least 3 John Travolta movies and accept Tom Cruise as someone who might know something
I, promise to try and save any fairies that get splattered on my windshield except when it may be inconvenient to do so
I, me, believe there are angels among us and have heard the Alabama song and secretly teared up
I pledge to always remove the brownie from Kirstie Alley's tight grip

Blah blah blah, alright already, you're in.

 

[Imp]

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Been there
Done that

Attracts a very bad crowd

Imp

 

[texasgal]

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insert name here????

That's not my name ..

 

[deb1]

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About the Dianetics book, what if I have just seen it in the store and overheard a conversation about it, does that count?

So, we aren't allowed to eat the fairies in this religion?

 

[deb1]

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insert name here????

That's not my name ..

PC is changing all of our names to, insert name here. That makes it easier for him to remember us all.

 

[CoyoteMagic]

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Ok we need clarification. Flaming or with wings?

 

[dacjohns]

Instead of Dianetics how about just read a book by L. Ron or saw that movie with what's his name wearing dreadlocks?

 

[CoyoteMagic]

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the Mods are going to get you for enciting to riot!!!

 

[deb1]

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What if we just saw the commercial for the movie because we were too slow to change the channel? Does that count?

 

[redhen]

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Ok we need clarification. Flaming or with wings?

ahh! Your killing me!!