Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 03-01-24 Pic by Goldenwahintofboss

[GirlsHuntToo]

I wanted to watch Chicken People... not this!

 

[GreenJay]

"Are all those hoomans coming to see me!? Will they bring me treats?"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

I wanted to watch Chicken People... not this!

Love that movie!
Chicken People https://g.co/kgs/WTMTJAz

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[Liz Birdlover]

"Well, now y'all know why the chicken crossed the road...

To Avoid the Hoooman Stampede!"

 

[Jenbirdee]

" OMG Peter! Peter! How'd you get in there? Why are you Flat? Are you coming home to me? PETER!!!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

Wonder what my chicken, watching TV, is thinking...

"Hey, is that New York City?
I heard they drop a Big Ball there on New Years Eve...but what's the ball made of?
Is it a Big Cabbage Ball?
I sure love peckin at a Big Cabbage!
But wait, they call it The Big Apple.
Apple & Cabbage? Oh, is it true?
Yeah baby, road trip to the Big Apple Cabbage!!!

Hmmm, I'm looking...but I don't see any Apple, no Cabbage & I don't see any Chickens eating Apples or Cabbage.

Can't be sure, but I think somebody's been pullin my drumstick.

Think I may leave a little sign of my disappointment on the sofa here "

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Wow, that woman in the back has a big, fat, juicy fly on her hairdo...come on lady, bring it in closer, I'll peck that fly right off for ya!"

 

[theoldchick]

Dina suddenly realized the concept of people math does exist. "One person does turns into five hundred!" she cackles hysterically.

 

[Liz Birdlover]

Dina then searched for the calculator...if 95% of those folks, each has a handful of mealworms in every left pocket...how many mealworms would that be...

 

[Antiocheggers]

Stampede...turn and run !