Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 05-17-24 Pic by HopKat

[-Eridanus-]

WHOA WHOA WHOA BUDDY SLOW DOWN!!!

 

[-Eridanus-]

Personal space, Bob!

 

[-Eridanus-]

Only some people will get this:

Rooster: *shuffles feet on carpet*

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[Canadian Wind]

"AAAAaaahhh! Don't sneak up on me like that!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Bok, Bok, Bok & Presto!
Ladies & Gentlemen...We have the levitating chicken...as promised!"

Audience Oohs & Ahhs!

Henny levitates all right, but she grumbles..."Next time in our skit You Levitate & I'll do the Poking."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

So...just how high can a chicken jump?

Let's find out!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Ahhh! Whaaat!?! Really???
Are ya tryin' to give me a heart attack?"

"I needed you to move...you were in my way."

"Yeah right...I can clearly see it is just So Crowded right here. What a doofus! You just remember...paybacks can come at any time...day or night."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Hey, I thought of a new game we can play...better than pin the tail on the donkey."

"Yeah? And what would that be?"

"Peck the tail of the chicken! Here, let me show ya!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"What is wrong with you? Why did you do that?"

I'm just trying to fix that annoying crazy cowlick feather of yours...here hold still, I'll get it this time!"

 

[BDutch]

“iiieeeuk!
Oh, it's you. If you pull this trick again, I'll bite your udders, you stupid cow! “