Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 05/22/2017 - Pic by maryann momhen

[silkieRaiser]

Dirt. The essence of life. Also nice for sunbathing

 

[kikiruru]

Caldirt take me away

(calgon take me away commercials)

 

[rIrs roost]

Remember. Wait until a bunch of flies land. That greatly increases the odds.

 

[User395221]

Welcome to the flock. English is a tricky language. Many are confused at the difference between "lay" and "lie". Watch, we'll show you. This isn't what our owners expect from us. It's the other one.

 

[Kassaundra]

HUSH Betty, remember we are murdered co - eds, if you ruin my chance to meet Shamar this time I'll never speak to you again!

 

[CuzChickens]

Ummm, Betsy? We've been playing dead for a while. My neck hurts, is he gone?

 

[King CreekRanch]

Maybe if we hold really still the human's won't put us back in the coop!!

 

[CuzChickens]

How are the new camo suits working?

 

[sue25]

I'll get a little more tan while you get a bleach.

 

[OneOleBiddy]

Chicken Nugget? HA HA HA What kind of name is that? Ha Ha Ha HA