Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 06-18-21 Pic by Willow2253

[gimmie birdies]

~Henny Penny my black hen, she mows lawns for Farmer Ben, around and around and around she goes, she goes, she cannot see, so watch your toes. Why is she driving backwards? Nobody knows.~

 

[gimmie birdies]

You have heard of chicken tractors before?

 

[416bigbore]

You have heard of chicken tractors before?

No! LOL

 

[gimmie birdies]

Personal want ad-
"Beautiful B&W exotic hen, looking for a rooster who does more than talk about how great he is. Must love gardening. My hobbies are gardening and mowing the lawn. Inquire with in."

 

[gimmie birdies]

Black hen-"Who wants to help me mow the lawn? No one? Fine I will do it myself. I am not sharing any of my baked bread then."

Cat- "What does bread have to do with mowing the lawn?"

Black hen- "Just saying."

 

[gimmie birdies]

" Never seen a French hen sitting on a lawn mower before? You can still draw me..."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"When I said "I want a riding mower!" This is NOT what I meant."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Chicken parkour! I hop off the lawn mower, on to the chair and back flip onto the box with the food tin...how else does the farmer expect us to get to it?"

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Dumb rooster, if he is going to show me where to lay my eggs, I will show him how to mow the lawn."

 

[SacredWaves]

I told you! You cant mow until after I eat the bugs.