Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 08-02-24 Pic by Friednotscrambled

[Gill-b]

"Quick, look up at that flying ostrich!"
"Nope, I'm not falling for that one again."

 

[Gill-b]

"Are you growing hen's teeth?"
"Dude! Really?"

 

[Gill-b]

"Hey, if focus really hard I can see your only brain cell through your nostril."
"Dude!!! What are you on!?"

 

[Gill-b]

Picture by @friednotscrambled

"Did you cut yourself shaving again?"

 

[Gill-b]

"Quick, look up at that flying ostrich!"
"STILL not falling for that one again."

 

[Gill-b]

"Are you pretending to be a statue again so that I will stop talking to you?"
"Is it working?"

 

[Gill-b]

"Did you know that when someone tells a lie they turn their head sideways to the LEFT?"
"Is that true?"

 

[Gill-b]

"Do you call that Standing to Attention?"
"I do feel like we are in the army now with this haircut."

 

[Gill-b]

"Where exactly did you say you wanted your nose pierced?"

 

[Gill-b]

"Quick, look up at that flying ostrich!"
"So not impressed." ***sigh***