Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 08-19-22 Pic by saz5333

[Goatm0m]

It’s mine!! Alllllll MINE! Bwahahaha!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Ah yes... my own Private Pool!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

What! Get that camera outta here! Can't you see I'm taking a bath?"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Oh no! I was all set to take a Bath...& now there's a Party? Goodness, someone hand me a towel!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Oh good, you see me soaking my sore feet...can you go get me some Epsom salt human? Don't forget to grab a snack of mealworms, too. Turn on the Roku & we can binge watch together while I soak...Mr Ed, Green Acres, or a movie, Babe, Free Willy, you know what I like."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"I'm all set for Spa Day, come on my hairdressing human, stop with photos & start with fussing, my silky feathers need proper grooming to shine."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Until that little human kid Jeffrey stays Out of the kiddie pool, or is completely potty trained, I will do my swimming here, thank you."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

There once was a Duck from Nantucket,
He enjoyed sitting in his bucket.
It stayed clean, never had to muck it.
If a June bug fell in...out he'd pluck it.
Rooster's tail was too long, he couldn't tuck it,
So Duck had it all to himself, his own bucket!
But one day a Hen tipped it & said "Cluck it!
I'm laying My egg Here in this Bucket!"
Duck said Really? Laid an egg & that's where ya stuck it?"
And that's how He became Godfather Ducket!

 

[AmeraucanaHank]

This is definitely NOT a pond! But it will have to do!

 

[NorthwoodsChick]

Duck tracks ice cream. It's quacktacular!