Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 08-19-22 Pic by saz5333

[Bemeryfarms]

Just getting my monthly pedicure!

 

[Bemeryfarms]

“I was just drinking some water and Jimmy just came over and bumped me and I fell in!” That’s the ending of how the duck ended up in the bucket!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

There once was a Duck from Nantucket,
He enjoyed sitting in his bucket.
It stayed clean, never had to muck it.
If a June bug fell in...out he'd pluck it.
Rooster's tail was too long, he couldn't tuck it,
So Duck had it all to himself, his own bucket!
But one day a Hen tipped it & said "Cluck it!
I'm laying My egg Here in this Bucket!"
Duck said Really? Laid an egg & that's where ya stuck it?"
And that's how He became Godfather Ducket!

And we can Baptise Henny's chick in the Bucket!

 

[Liz Birdlover]

Playing 'Who Can Dunk The Duck' at the Fair...Fred didn't really think anyone could actually win that game, so he happily volunteered.

Turns out Fred should've brought a spare change of clothes. There's nothing worse than walking around the Fairgrounds with a soggy bottom.

Oh well, Ducks waddle anyway...maybe no one will notice wet, droopy drawers .

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Hey, wanna hear sounds a scuba diver makes, after having 15 bean soup?

Pull my feather."

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Hey! Who ate all the ice cream!!!!

 

[casportpony]

Off to a great start!

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

You thought this was ice cream you bought?........it's even better, it's duckscream the best treat you'll ever have!

 

[Pampered chicken girl]

Um....a little help here......yeah, yeah laugh it up, I'm stuck in the ice cream container, We all know!

 

[swampfox440]

Can you put wheels on this thing?