Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 08-26-22 Pic by FrankieDoodle

[Liz Birdlover]

"Helllooo there, Sweet Hen! Can I interest you in a live mealworm dinner?"

He strikes a flexing pose to impress a potential girlfriend.

Well, he's been working out for 3 mos, just to get the courage to speak to the lovely lady, so cut him some slack.

Oh yeah, btw, a live mealworm dinner is equivalent to a human taking a date out for Lobster

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Well, the supposedly 'Good Advice' I got was Go Big or Don't Go At All.

Sooo...This is me...Goin Big."

 

[LavenderDaFlerf]

Chicken: sees something move in the darkness

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"I heard the humans saying, everyone has the right to bear arms. But I don't wanna to fight a bear for his arms...besides, I got my own & I can fly with these babies!"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"My motto is if ya like it, put a wing on it!

Move in a little closer & snuggle lady hens, let me wrap my wings around you little sweeties."

 

[Liz Birdlover]

Why is the Rooster so good at helping his friends pick up chicks?
He is the ultimate wingman!

 

[Sc_chickengirl]

What do you mean you want me to stand straight and puff up so I look bigger? Oh actually I get it! Oh yeah, how do I look?

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"I don't have all the answers, I'm just winging it"

 

[Sc_chickengirl]

I have arrived! I am the famous Lady Leghorn! I am here to do my famous CHICKEN DANCE! Now what you do is...

 

[Sc_chickengirl]

DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF ME!!! I'M HAVING A BAD COMB DAY!