Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 09-01-23 Pic by AmeraucanaHank

[Liz Birdlover]

"Let's just say I'm smarter than the average hen"

 

[Liz Birdlover]

"Yeah, mama gets up to the penthouse level today!

Oh, Human...please serve my mealworms now"

 

[Antiocheggers]

Make sure you pick up all my eggs !

 

[Antiocheggers]

And, what does the penthouse cost?

 

[Liz Birdlover]

And, what does the penthouse cost?

She can pay in lovely feathers, it's molting season so no problem!

 

[Ch1cken Tender]

What? You expected me to share my nest?! Never! Never would I do such a thing!

 

[Antiocheggers]

Just a minute, I'll be right down. After I put on My feather rope !

 

[gimmie birdies]

"Let's just say I'm smarter than the average hen"

Oh my gosh! It is not smarter, chickens like to think oh, so, clever...
"I will not drink from this fresh water momma is giving us hens, I must drink from a muddy puddle."
"I have to dash out the gate when it is open, so momma can chase us about, since she has nothing better to do."
"I will not lay an egg in a nice clean nest box, I must lay in the poo droppings box. Or some bush where mom cannot find my eggs."

 

[WoDia]

Since Mom’s TOO busy to bring the fresh bedding to the sweet little hen, this NOW IMPATIENT little hen will just plant herself right up on top of the bag instead.

 

[WoDia]

Try to move me. I DARE you.