Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 10-09-20 Pic by mymilliefleur

[CHlCKEN]

Make sure you get my good side, my left is going through a molt

 

[CHlCKEN]

I’m on strike! I refuse to come down until my mealworms have been ordered!

 

[deidreg]

Take the eggs, leave the cannoli.

 

[deidreg]

Let's get this straight...no scratch, no eggs.

 

[Geckolady]

He's almost finished waxing the car. As soon as he leaves, I'll swoop down, and BOMBS AWAY!!!!

 

[21hens-incharge]

This is MY fence post! Don't even THINK about making me get down. It is DIRTY down there and I am a princess!

 

[cluckmecoop7]

"Uhhh, wha ya saying?"

 

[chickenlittle21]

taling into walkie talkie: Chicken 1... over... I see the scratch... over

 

[cluckmecoop7]

Different chicken: "Okay, kitty's almost directly under!"
That chicken: "Ready!"
Different chicken: "Ooookkkayy....NOW!"
That chicken: "Bombs away!"

*Sillence.................................SPLAT

 

[chickenlittle21]

chicken: so we have a deal, human, I'll assassinate the aggressive rooster in exchange for a lifetime supply of black sunflower seeds

Human: What? No! I don't agree to any of that!