Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 12-18-20 - Pic by darlingdarla

[TwoCrows]

Molting roo: What? The ugly sweater contest was CANCELLED? When was I informed about this?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Roo: What?!? WHAT?!?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Molting roo: You think you can make me wear a mask! If you try, I will resign as head rooster! Chickens can't get covid, can they?

Whispers to me: Where can I get a chicken mask?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Human, I've got some questions. First, Why are you not wearing your mask? You are jeopardizing the safety and welfare of your flock!
Second, Why are you not social distancing? Stay six feet back!
And third... (Voice drops to a whisper) is feather loss a symptom of covid 19?

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Roo (To me): Are you checking your iPhone AGAIN? This must be the seventieth time this morning!
(To himself): Human chicks these days!

 

[M-H-Fielding]

Roo: Well, it appears that umm.... you're laughing at... me?

 

[Corbdee]

“Are you accusing me of eating the last mealworm?”

 

[Sue Gremlin]

Wait. Worms!? We're eating WORMS!?!??

 

[human1]

d̸̛͙͎̳͈̺͍͖͓͇͑̋̋͜o̵̢̘̝̞̮̦͕̞͗͜ṋ̴̨̖̝̩̺͇̘̠͖͌̉'̶̠̎̋̔̂̆̊̃͝t̵̤̝̑̊̋̊̅ ̷͖̖̻̆̕͜t̷̜̪̞̰͎͔̬͉̖̟̍̃̆̑̐̈́̍̀͘ȗ̶̧͉̹̰̘͙̙͈͎͂̐͋̀̽̂͊͝͝r̴̳̣͓͎̱͎̬͓͑͝n̵͈̱̺͇̰̙̖͇̉̉̅͋̄̾̈́͘ͅ ̷̰̮̤̹̤̠̳̪̤̭̾͌̆̿̊ȧ̴͓͔͚̼̹̲̣̜̩̿̇͑͒r̶̙̰̰͑̀͝͝o̸̱̳̜͔͖̗̝͂̆͊ụ̶̡͓̘͐̔̉̌̓̌͊͂̒͝ṋ̷̞̤̭̼̀̌̀d̸͖̣͇̪̍̅̋͌.̶͍̐̊̊́͘̕ͅ.̶̲͉̗̣̲̱̓̿̎́͌̓̎͘.̵͓͎͍͚̖̩̥̻͗̕

 

[ChickForLife]

d̸̛͙͎̳͈̺͍͖͓͇͑̋̋͜o̵̢̘̝̞̮̦͕̞͗͜ṋ̴̨̖̝̩̺͇̘̠͖͌̉'̶̠̎̋̔̂̆̊̃͝t̵̤̝̑̊̋̊̅ ̷͖̖̻̆̕͜t̷̜̪̞̰͎͔̬͉̖̟̍̃̆̑̐̈́̍̀͘ȗ̶̧͉̹̰̘͙̙͈͎͂̐͋̀̽̂͊͝͝r̴̳̣͓͎̱͎̬͓͑͝n̵͈̱̺͇̰̙̖͇̉̉̅͋̄̾̈́͘ͅ ̷̰̮̤̹̤̠̳̪̤̭̾͌̆̿̊ȧ̴͓͔͚̼̹̲̣̜̩̿̇͑͒r̶̙̰̰͑̀͝͝o̸̱̳̜͔͖̗̝͂̆͊ụ̶̡͓̘͐̔̉̌̓̌͊͂̒͝ṋ̷̞̤̭̼̀̌̀d̸͖̣͇̪̍̅̋͌.̶͍̐̊̊́͘̕ͅ.̶̲͉̗̣̲̱̓̿̎́͌̓̎͘.̵͓͎͍͚̖̩̥̻͗̕

How?