Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 12/30/13 - Picture by Ruby Mia

[theadvocate19]

One small chick, one big a** attitude!

 

[swaller99]

"What happened?"...."Where am I?"

 

[KBS888]

I say, I say, I say, NOBODY calls MY Momma and EGG LAYER!!!

 

[KCA farms]

"Get outta my coop NOW!! And I mean it!"

 

[TaraBellaBirds]

"Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayl!"

"And I shall call it, This Land"

RIP Wash!

 

[LerkerNoMore]

I don't like new guys.

 

[theoldchick]

I hate hatching.

 

[Cheryl1948]

"What the Cluck !!??! You came in here without mealworms?

 

[Reurra]

Grumpy Chick

Oh yeah?

You think your life is bad?!

I wake up and find myself scrunched into a tiny ball, my feet in my face and someone screaming outside "Momma! Momma!"

And just when I decide to take a nice long nap, my yolk sack dries up and I get this screaming urge to stretch!

But can I stretch?!

Nnnooooooo!!

So I start calling for help, and does anyone come to help me?!

NnnooOOOooo!

I sit there with my Toes up my nose, tapping away, squirming and wriggling in my slimy little cage until I finally, after exhausting myself to no end, break that horrible wall down!

And is that the end?

You guessed it...NnnooOOOoo!!

I fall out, all wet and slimy and get trampled by the rest of the peanut gallery screaming "Momma Momma!!"

What can a little guy like me do? I join in of course!!

And you know what?

Do I get a soft cuddly wing to hide under?!

NnnnooOOOooo Sir-eee!!

I get a light, a blaring, blinding light....and a crowd of nin-com-poops crowding me and stepping all over me.

And Ill tell you something...This all happened yesterday! And today aint no different!!

So before you go griping about your own life, remember that you aint crammed in with all these limp noodles you call my brothers and sisters!!

Your life could be worse!!

Oh...and btw...I hope you realize...most of these chumps are boys....

 

[iwanaplae2]

Step away from the mealworms, and nobody gets hurt...