Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 2/9/15 - picture by lunchladylova

[Tazmeligrl]

Gramps: What shall we do with him? He needs to go off into the world! 
Granny:Yes Gramps! He needs to find a mate (sniffling) look at that gramps you got me crying
Gramps: How about we pair him up with Sassy?
Granny: How dare you say that name! I hate her ! she is as sassy as her name. Charlie deserves a better hen. Much better!
Gramps: I suppose Sassy is eliminated… How bout georgia! She is a wonderful hen
Granny: I suppose! How about tonight lets surprise them

7 hours later...
Georgia: Hi, Charlie! How are you doing 
Charlie: Um… uh…. Gran gramps?


Granny: Oh dear she is the perfect match for you
Charlie: Gran!! I haven't even combed my feathers!
Gramps: Uh oh I think wee made a huge mistake
Georgia: Charlie! Where are you
Charlie: Away from you!!

(Charlie run away heated angry)  

I told you thats a rooster hes not going to lay an egg you shouldnt made that bet

 

[RaZ]

Quote: let's play Duck, Duck, Roos...ter?

 

[suebgbr]

Keep following. We can find out why when he gets to the road.

 

[suebgbr]

So? ZZTop had an odd one out in the band. Just because Gary looks a little different........

 

[MamaJoJo]

I told you the new yoga instructor was hot.

 

[Peepchirpquack]

Of course this place has a pool... And a pond. The pond would be good for you though.

 

[andresgarciaco]

It's just funny to see a rooster trying to lay eggs.

 

[Peepchirpquack]

Rooster: you put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about.

 

[bantambury]

duck: "How long do you think we can follow him till he notices?"
Rooster: "Kids, don't think I can't hear you."




Edited: to fix a typo

 

[suebgbr]

Rooster (muttering to himself) -kids today with their beaks and their low slung tail feathers. No respect. It's like they are another species. I remember when I was young..........