Ended Official BYC Poultry Caption Contest 03-07-25 Pic by Shadrach

[gimmie birdies]

"Feet look okay. Let's see those teeth."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"If you start clucking and want us to come arunnin' you'd better have something good!"

 

[gimmie birdies]

" I knew it, June, he has nothing! This guy is broke as..." *car insurance commercial breaks in.

 

[Perris]

Sylph: are you SURE that's my mum?
Henry: 'fraid so
Sylph:

 

[CoopBoots]

*muffled* "I SAID MY COMB IS COLD, NOW HOLD STILL!!"

 

[theoldchick]

Teddy on his wedding day. "Yes, Ma, I'm wearing underwear."

 

[mrskenmore]

Two legs
Lots of fluff

yup he is good to go!

NEXT!

 

[L-plate chicken mum]

@TwoCrows :Not sure if this is allowed, feel free to remove if not

Fret “I’ve had quite enough of this Henry, we’re getting a bidet!”
Sylph “Get it express delivery before it’s my turn, mum!”

 

[TwoCrows]

@TwoCrows :Not sure if this is allowed, feel free to remove if not

Fret “I’ve had quite enough of this Henry, we’re getting a bidet!”
Sylph “Get it express delivery before it’s my turn, mum!”

It passes.

 

[notabitail]

"Oy, mate, clean your butt!"