Duck 1 (*regretfully*):
'I feel like one of these days they're gonna reclaim the carpet.'
Duck 2 (*simpering*):
'They can't. I'll do my sweet little pleading face.... aww, just look at me... go on, look.... even you think that's cute don't you.... aww...'
Duck 2 (*Scowling and staring hard at said carpet*):
'Ugh.'