Oh Christmas 🎄 Oh Christmas 🌲 let me see thee🎄

[EverythingDucks]

I got a spam call from someone calling themself "Jeff" and had a VERY prominent Indian accent and told me in broken English that my "Microsoft was broken" and he needed "remote access to assist the situation". I told him I have a Mac and he hung up.

When my grandpa gets spam calls he ofen asks if they have fainting goats, or sell goat insurance.
Or he sometimes sings in German.
Or when they ask how his day was he'll say "well, my wife got run over by a dump truck"

Once, he answered the phone in a shaky voice and the man on the phone asked for his credit card number or something. My grandpa said "o-oh kay, l-lemme f-f-find it". He just stood there for a good 5 minutes, then said "Dad? Dad who are you talking to on the phone?" in a loud voice. The guy hung up

 

[sealer39]

Look what I found.

https://instagram.com/rocksofjoy?igshid=1k0izdikuztqy

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We find them here too.
Alright! Which one of you came through Pineville without stopping by to say hello?!?

 

[electrycmonk]

We find them here too.
Alright! Which one of you came through Pineville without stopping by to say hello?!?

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Wasn't me. I only use Non-heart shaped rocks

 

[sdm111]

Facebook is the toxic sludge of human interaction

 

[ShrekDawg]

We find them here too.
Alright! Which one of you came through Pineville without stopping by to say hello?!?

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OMG that’s amazing!! you found that one!? GO FIND THE PERSON!! Leave another one that says what’s your BYC name

 

[cooingdove]

ok I finally got my tree, (lazy ass me)
here goes:

us getting the tree.

decorating,

the tree in the dark.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I will need a couple short lists of top 10 (or 5. Whichever is easier) favorite and least favorite foods to be able to determine if your tastebuds are accurate. And I will actually be needing this from all applicants or people volunteered by me as well. So @MarkJr @Sapphire Sebright @Overo Mare @CSAchook get your lists ready

Hm.

Favorite, in no order:
1. Easter paska.
2. Goofy Cake
3. Wheatena with milk and a bit of sweetener
4. Poppyseed kolachi
5. A nice, sweet orange
6. Buttermilk pancakes with mini chocolate chips and topped with maple syrup
7. Chocolate chip and walnut banana bread
8. Homemade lasagne
9. Sweet, ripe grapes
10. The blood of my victims Nice, warm peppermint hot cocoa

Least favorite, in no order:
1. Black licorice
2. Incredibly sour stuff (i.e., straight lemons)
3. Incredibly spicy stuff (i.e., straight habaneros)
4. Fruity Tootsie Rolls
5. Grape-flavored anything
6. Beer (unless it's in a batter)
7. Pickled herring
8. Cough drops (any flavor)
9. Cream soda
10. Pork burgers

The "Least favorite," part is probably incorrect in some bits, but don't really think about the stuff that I don't like that often.
I'm not too picky.

 

[Fishychix]

you may be hired as well!! I agree with your entire list except 1, 4, and 9 in your favorites list ONLY because I have not had them yet and cannot fairly have an opinion yet. I like beef but it actually usually makes me feel a little “off” after eating it. Not sick per se but just weird so I don’t eat it too often. You especially had me at 5 and 6.

Ive noticed the same thing with beef for about 10 or so years now I finally found a meat market, not the grocery store, and it is not so bad.

When my grandpa gets spam calls he ofen asks if they have fainting goats, or sell goat insurance.
Or he sometimes sings in German.
Or when they ask how his day was he'll say "well, my wife got run over by a dump truck"

Once, he answered the phone in a shaky voice and the man on the phone asked for his credit card number or something. My grandpa said "o-oh kay, l-lemme f-f-find it". He just stood there for a good 5 minutes, then said "Dad? Dad who are you talking to on the phone?" in a loud voice. The guy hung up

I like your grandpa!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

When my grandpa gets spam calls he ofen asks if they have fainting goats, or sell goat insurance.
Or he sometimes sings in German.
Or when they ask how his day was he'll say "well, my wife got run over by a dump truck"

Once, he answered the phone in a shaky voice and the man on the phone asked for his credit card number or something. My grandpa said "o-oh kay, l-lemme f-f-find it". He just stood there for a good 5 minutes, then said "Dad? Dad who are you talking to on the phone?" in a loud voice. The guy hung up

I haven't even met him, but I like your grandfather.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hm.

Favorite, in no order:
1. Easter paska.
2. Goofy Cake
3. Wheatena with milk and a bit of sweetener
4. Poppyseed kolachi
5. A nice, sweet orange
6. Buttermilk pancakes with mini chocolate chips and topped with maple syrup
7. Chocolate chip and walnut banana bread
8. Homemade lasagne
9. Sweet, ripe grapes
10. The blood of my victims Nice, warm peppermint hot cocoa

Least favorite, in no order:
1. Black licorice
2. Incredibly sour stuff (i.e., straight lemons)
3. Incredibly spicy stuff (i.e., straight habaneros)
4. Fruity Tootsie Rolls
5. Grape-flavored anything
6. Beer (unless it's in a batter)
7. Pickled herring
8. Cough drops (any flavor)
9. Cream soda
10. Pork burgers

The "Least favorite," part is probably incorrect in some bits, but don't really think about the stuff that I don't like that often.
I'm not too picky.

No idea what most of that stuff is

But you had me at 6, 7, and 8 (if it’s the same as lasagna?) usually never have nut bread but might be good. And number 10 killed me.