Oh Christmas 🎄 Oh Christmas 🌲 let me see thee🎄

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

They strong.

I thought I had a weird blood clot in the back of my knee. Then I sat on the floor and Pig reminded me it was from him. His booper-snoot packs a punch.

 

[Kiki]

Very slow learner evidently.

Did you ride the short bus?

 

[MarkJr]

Did you ride the short bus?

I’ve been on a few.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

How are his little no more balls doing?

He hasn’t peed on/near Barry today so that’s a plus and he only musked once. His backside is itchy though. I can’t catch him rubbing his butt in the floor though. I’ve been trying all day.

 

[Kiki]

I’ve been on a few.

How was dinner?

 

[Kiki]

He hasn’t peed on/near Barry today so that’s a plus and he only musked once. His backside is itchy though. I can’t catch him rubbing his butt in the floor though. I’ve been trying all day.

Poor thing. Scratch him!

 

[MarkJr]

How was dinner?

I definitely over indulged. Had four. Should have stuck with two. Next ones will have half the outside, 4x the insides.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Don't get it in your hair though!

There’s lots of stuff I’d rather not get in my hair.

 

[MarkJr]

Flavor was 98% acceptable. It’ll take many many practice runs before it gets to 99%

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

Poor thing. Scratch him!

I do about 70x a day. He has his own fork for that.