Oh Christmas 🎄 Oh Christmas 🌲 let me see thee🎄

[ShrekDawg]

Apparently they have shot kits! Now granted these aren’t alcoholic and are probably designed for kids parties or something not drinking BUT STILL

 

[ShrekDawg]

And don't microwave them!

Ewwww I would never!!! Unless it’s to warm up slightly the next day and melt vanilla ice cream on

 

[CSAchook]

Does it take long? I saw the frosting here and was like hmmmm

As in premade frosting?! PRE-MADE FROSTING! GET HER SAPPHY!!!!

 

[Fishychix]

Thanks!! His name is Ben!

Dr. Ben

OMG for real!? So it’s not just them!? Why is this a thing!? They’re so much better cooked!

They are “cooked”, fried actually. Some are air dried. No, Ive never eaten them straight outta the pkg.

So here tonight.... You'll get the details (mostly) here :
RTM -- Read The Manual --- or the adult version RTMFM
GIGO -- Garbage In Garbage Out
TBD -- to be determined/decided
TBH -- to be Honest (or after midnight horny according to a few college friends) FTW -- For The Win
GMAB Give Me A Break ----- the adult version GMAFB
YGTBKM (a cleaner version) -- You've Got To Be Kidding Me
Bohica -- Bend Over Here it Comes Again USMC -- Uncle Sam's Misguided Children NAVY -- Never Again Volunteer Yourself WYSIWYG (this is a PC concept)
-- What You See Is What You Get
STM Spank *** ****** (adult inuendo)

AAATYFSAK And As Always Thank You For Shopping At Kmart



Soooo, didn't decide to web search... Okay.
I will go above and add as much as a "PG" will safely allow. If you need/want the rest.... PM or web search.

No, no web searching. I learned not to quite a while ago.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

As in premade frosting?! PRE-MADE FROSTING! GET HER SAPPHY!!!!

DAWG! DO NOT USE THE PRE-MADE FROSTING!

 

[Fishychix]

Of course!

Thank you! You’re the best

 

[ShrekDawg]

As in premade frosting?! PRE-MADE FROSTING! GET HER SAPPHY!!!!

Yeah! At the store!

 

[sdm111]

My mother was a confectionist. She made a whole Lotta candy and pies where you burn the white frothy stuff made with raw eggs mara somethin. She had boxes of candy molds (the clear ones). I had awesome birthday parties lol

 

[Fishychix]

Peanut butter ruins the spirit of Christmas. Besides it can be put to better use baiting coon traps.

Notes:
Ralphie does not like wintergreen but loves peppermint, and hates peanut butter.

Oops. I imagine the result was like the time @EverythingDucks tried making French toast inspired sweet scrambled eggs

Ew! I’ll pass.
It actually looked okay enough to where I didnt realize the mistake until I took a bite. It must've been the cornstarch in the powdered sugar that acted a bit like flour

Apparently they have shot kits! Now granted these aren’t alcoholic and are probably designed for kids parties or something not drinking BUT STILL

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No. Not for the kiddies. Gelatin, or Jello, shots are for college kids I have never heard of virgin jello shots, although Im sure theyre out there, its just such a college thing nobody thinks of them with no alcohol.

 

[Fishychix]

My mother was a confectionist. She made a whole Lotta candy and pies where you burn the white frothy stuff made with raw eggs mara somethin. She had boxes of candy molds (the clear ones). I had awesome birthday parties lol

Meringue?