Oh no -- quail calculus!

[Xouie]

My son's housepet quail, Bean, died this weekend -- she was abducted by a cat from her dust bath and we think there were internal injuries.

After 3 nights of only getting a few hours of sleep playing nurse to Bean, my sleep-deprived self agreed that a pair of button quail would be appropriate as housepets instead if Bean didn't make it. After performing Saturday's funeral and then staying up til 11pm last night soothing tears, I "accidentally" bought 3 dozen eggs on ebay instead of the dozen I'd originally intended -- the logic being that many shipped eggs don't hatch, and we want enough for Tony to choose his favorite pair.

Sooo...

f(Bean) 36 button eggs
(-1)coturnix D/dx = 2 house quail + (lordy what what I thinking)

And this is how quail math happens at my house.

 

[sourland]

You get the advanced quail math award for sure.

 

[muddy75]

My son's housepet quail, Bean, died this weekend -- she was abducted by a cat from her dust bath and we think there were internal injuries.

After 3 nights of only getting a few hours of sleep playing nurse to Bean, my sleep-deprived self agreed that a pair of button quail would be appropriate as housepets instead if Bean didn't make it. After performing Saturday's funeral and then staying up til 11pm last night soothing tears, I "accidentally" bought 3 dozen eggs on ebay instead of the dozen I'd originally intended -- the logic being that many shipped eggs don't hatch, and we want enough for Tony to choose his favorite pair.

Sooo...

f(Bean) 36 button eggs
(-1)coturnix D/dx = 2 house quail + (lordy what what I thinking)

And this is how quail math happens at my house.

so sorry to hear bean didn’t recover. have you had buttons before?? they are very interesting. my remaining 2 pair are all in the aviary and doing really well.

 

[Xouie]

You get the advanced quail math award for sure.

My math-nerd brain realized almost immediately it should have been the equation that the limit of quail eggs reaches infinity as sleep approaches zero.

 

[Aunt Angus]

Oh my gosh - I literally laughed out loud. It's almost as bad as drunk shopping on Amazon.

 

[Xouie]

so sorry to hear bean didn’t recover. have you had buttons before?? they are very interesting. my remaining 2 pair are all in the aviary and doing really well.

Years ago I used to keep them as the cleanup crew in the finch room. But this time no finches — just buttons!

 

[Nabiki]

What varieties did you get? Do you have any idea? These are my mutts.

 

[Quailobsessed]

Sorry to hear about Bean

Good luck with your 36 eggs!

 

[Ravenlover]

Sorry about bean i was hoping.

 

[Quail 66]

What if they all hatch!!!