Ingredients
1742 large Fire ants (if they are small, use 2,044)
3 cups melted chocolate
Directions:
Prep Time: 16 1/2 days
Total Time: 16 1/2 days
1 Catch ants at a picnic site and keep them in a glass jar to which you have added a teaspoon of sugar to keep them happy.
2 (Unhappy ants are liable to go sour before processing.) At home, pick up each ant with tweezers and remove entrails with a small, very sharp knife edge.
3 This will take about 400 hours.
4 If you are in a hurry, eliminate this step; you'll never know the difference.
5 Dip each ant into melted chocolate and place to drain on waxed paper.
6 If any of them are still able to crawl off the paper, let them go-- be a good sport!