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Monty, I am happy to share my vast knowledge. Follow the steps below to a "cooler" life.
1. Dye your hair blond.
2. You may feel a little dizzy after completing Step 1 - it's okay, you'll get used to it.
3. Flip your hair around a little when you talk to someone. The shiny golden-ness of it will mesmerize others.
4. Try to remember where you left your stuff. Really, this step can get tiring, so get into the habit of asking others to help you remember these things - this is accomplished by making announcements to those nearby. For example: "I'm putting my keys on this counter." or "I'm setting my purse down over here." Then later when you say "Where did I put my keys?' people will be able to tell you.
5. Giggle a lot.
Okay, now that I read the instructions, maybe this really isn't the tutorial of how to do cool things...oh - these are the instructions for "How to Be More Popular"
Sorry, my bad.