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Tyrone Terror
High Plains Gifter
Chicken Cheater ( you have too many)
Sussex Tease
Daisy Crocket
Killacoon Boone
Thanks for the idea, Monty - I really need them! Although I can't believe you actually "outed" me on here with the Chicken Cheater title. I live in perpetual fear that the Chicken Police lurk on this thread and just wait for a chance to nail me for having too many Clucks in the City!
When I was little, my dad used to tell me that I was special because I was the Center of a 50 Mile Radius. That is probably where I got my big head - I believed that being the center of a radius was really something great...until my mom told me what a "radius" is - and I learned that anything could be at the center of a radius. Anyway, I've been thinking of using Center of a 50 Mile Radius for my title - but I'm sure you all can help me think of something better!
Oh, and THANK YOU to whoever gifted me with this GFM - generous, kind, sweet, thoughtful, awesome, fantabulous...there aren't enough good words for you! Thank you!
I like Clucks in the City and Center of a 50 mile radius.
But I thought a radius was some kind of tire.
Oh and just tell the chicken police that your chickens are just coon chow and you are feeding the wildlife.