Okies in the BYC The Original

[al6517]

OK POOPS folks after many long weeks and alot of leg work and preperation, I have for your pleasure the Official POOPS day meat menu that i will be preparing for everybody, I hope you all enjoy.

Meat Menu

30 lbs homemade grilled Italian Sausage
15 lbs grilled beer bratwurst
46 lbs of cured & smoked country Ham
25 lbs pit smoked Brisket
20 lbs pit smoked pulled BBQ pork shoulder
25 lbs pit smoked BBQ spare ribs
30 lbs grilled BBQ chicken
15 lbs Slick hot wings
24 ea Grilled savory whole split Quail
1 pot of award winning Dear chili (Monty's creation)
several select cuts of Grilled BackBuck
Dear meat burgers
1-30 gal pot of to die for Pinto beans w/smoked Hamhocks & Hambones

This menu should feed 71 up to now very well, As you can see we are going have nice big round bellies when it is all said and done.

AL

 

[Okla-doodle-doo]

What a day. Spent all morning at the vets office. Our new little chihuahua was terribly sick this morning. Juat totally listless and burning up . I was so afraid it was parvo,but the test came out neg. Dr said it might be penumonia or intestinal bug.$116 dollars and a shot and oral antibiotics later and she is doing better.
Now I am sitting hear trying not to laugh . My wife stopped buy the store on the way home and got her some hair coloring. Well someone switched the bottles inside(totally different brand). And the color was a totally different shade of blonde! Of course I had to help her put it on so its partly my fault! And the kicker is she has to go out of town in the morning to the main office for a meeting!Its really not funny!

 

[Buckguy20]

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Well folks that is over 200 pounds of smoked meat. Buy that at a BBQ joint and it would be close to two grand.
Thanks AL

Of course the chili is priceless.

 

[Teach97]

Dang, Yall have been having fun while I was decorating for prom...well I carry big things and the cute English teacher tells me where to put it and then I yell at snotty teenage girls...they pout get over it and help

Thank you so much for the date! I have it somewhere very safe...should have penned it to my shirt

Buckguy - the story well...um...don't quit your day job

Slightly cracked - that is possibly the funniest dirty joke I have head in a while...I had to choke back the giggles...I am supposed to be writing a paper!

Dachsunds - you are cruel evil person with just my sense of humor! Might be why my wife doesn't color her hair

Let's look at this discription...big (kinda), ugly (I wouldn't admit it but probably), beard (still can't grow one

), red head (as long as my wife doesn't find out!) I do have more forehead than i used to...stupid cowardly hair is in retreat! I just wish it didn't regroup in my ears and above my well I guess I should get to writing

 

[Sonya]

My first duckling has hatched and is flopping around the incubator now. I can't wait for him to dry and fluff up. For those of you who have hatched before...how long do I leave him in the incubator before moving him to a brooder? And is there usually a "glob" of blood vessels in the top of the eggshell? There is one with this duckling and I wondered if it was something to worry about.

Sonya

 

[Teach97]

Sonya - everything looks fairly normal...the rule you are supposed to follow but I usually break because i am impatient and to dothings my way

...you are supposed to leave it alone and wait for the others to hatch...you mess-up the humidity and temp and such and yeah...it will be okay for a couple days...yes I know it just seems wrong to leave them in there and watching them treat the other eggs like bowling pens...I don't ever make it and haul some birds out before the others are done hatching...probably accounts for some of my loss at times

On another note...I gotta brag...got a 100% on my Behavior Management Final!

Teah is the man!

Now I still gotta write a paper

I hate writing! I have two 99's one test to go (I'll get an A) so the paper is only 25% of the grade...I can pass without it

But I gotta do it

I hate writing!

 

[poultryand bees]

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that is over 225 lbs of meat - or more than 3 pounds per person - not counting the deer chili, black buck, or deer meat burgers. AL you are going to be one very busy cook and we are going to have some very happy tummies. If anyone goes away hungry, it will be their own fault.

 

[poultryand bees]

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I can see it now, Monty writes a paper for Teach, but doesn't get the correct message from Teach regarding the topic. It is a good paper, but on the wrong topic. So Teach has to stay up all night the night before the paper is due, to type up the paper he has been writing in his head for the past month. Monty - since Teach really needs to do this on his own, maybe you could just start emailing him some motivational speeches on procrastination - and while you are at it, would you mind sending me some motivational speeches too?

edited for spelling - I wish we had spell check on these forum messages

 

[Stimpy]

Stray,

Birthdays aren't a big deal. I should know, I've had about a hundred of them.

Al,

I told my wife I was going to volunteer to help cook all that meat. She said I should stick with what I do best and offer to help stir some kool-aid or something. (That's why she has no friends.)

-Stimp-

 

[chickensandmore]

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Well folks that is over 200 pounds of smoked meat. Buy that at a BBQ joint and it would be close to two grand.
Thanks AL

Of course the chili is priceless.

With that much BBQ I guess I had better bring a couple clean shirts or a big Bib

Don