Okies in the BYC The Original

[poultryand bees]

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Thank you. I don't need an extractor because I don't make enough honey to justify the mess. I take my frames of honey to a nearby beekeeper and he extracts them for me using his equipment and Dept of Health certified honeyhouse. He cleans up the sticky stuff and I come home with a bucket of honey.

The hives however look interesting and I will call about them.

 

[HennyPennies2007]

Hey Peeps

I have survived my sister's yearly trip without but a few bumps and bruises.

I really need to get my hiney to Cement with my gazillion roosters...I am getting rid of all but two OEG roos...Have both Self Blue and Pearl. They are all gorgeous. Maybe I am biased, but they are wonderful. I have a big barred rock mutt that is nothing short of comical. I hate to think of him being processed, as there is not a mean bone in his HUGE body. He is rather a nerd. Perhaps even a wuss. Several barred rocks other than him, and 2 gold ones. Mike is on call...if I pull this off I will be flying solo.....will need moral support and maybe a cage or two to show them as all I have is a dog crate. And if anyone manhandles them I will kick their a$$, so someone needs to distract me during the sale since they are notorious in manhandling chickens. Does Cement have a jail, because I could end up there.....

 

[HennyPennies2007]

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Don
Have been praying for ya. Glad to see ya on the board.

Hope pain isn't too bad and you have more good days than bad.

 

[Buckguy20]

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I am glad you survived the visit. I was wondering where you were hiding?
Can you hold off a month and bring them to POOPS? At least the Self Blue rooster. I'll take him .

Call Al's Bail Bonds---- 555- JAILBIRD

 

[Buckguy20]

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I have never heard of it. My vet friend told me that there are about a thousand things a chicken could die from.

 

[Stimpy]

Creative Puns for Educated Minds

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen inFrance would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway... One hat said to the other, ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’

15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ‘No change yet.’

16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

18. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

19. A backward poet writes inverse.

20. In democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your Count that votes.

 

[CityClucks]

I love this post Stimpy - thanks!

HennyP! Glad you survived the family visit...did your mom have a good time?

Okay...up and around early again today...later my OkieHOMIES - have a fantabulous Friday!

 

[poultryand bees]

Stimp
The puns are great!
Now that they made my brain work, I am off to feed critters before work. All that rain yesterday turned my chicken yard into a mud puddle. Hopefully, it won't be so slippery this morning.

 

[pepper48_98]

A guy that I work with has been feeding a coon for a few weeks and only has one hen left... He cought him wed night so I am going to restock him today. That is good for him as well as me. I needed the space. I don't know how I got so many chickens.. lol I guess I will just have to quit buying hatching eggs for a while.

 

[chickensandmore]

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Teach if you had just given everyone an "A" you could have been done a lot sooner, I know they were all hoping for one

Don