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Hey Stimpy! Things are pretty good in the big city. It's rainy, the roads are all torn up, I'm out of Diet Dr Pepper, and we are coming up on city elections so politicians are calling at all hours of the night and day, but I have chickens so none of that really bothers me.
Stimp's prescriptions:
Stay inside, diet coke is better anyway, don't register to vote ( it just adds your name to the list for jury duty), get an answering machine to screen your calls, get more chickens (I recommend white rocks).
-Stimp-
Chickens