This is a true story that happened two week ago on my farm.
Tragedy struck during my compassionate release of my precious feathered flock this morning. I had left King Cluck in charge of my flock, and appearently he decided to take over the whole farm. His mutany began with a grand display of power and majesty as he strutted out of the confines of his castle. I wondered at his courage and beauty as he strutted confidently through the gate into the courtyard. Thinking his focus and attention had changed to charm and sexual gratification of his beautiful, hot, heavy breasted, feathered female concubines, I entered the castle to check for the golden eggs. I only briefly turned my back to King Cluck when his true rebelious intentions and character became clear. With my back turned and out of sight of the beautiful ladies, King Cluck snuck up behind me, thought he was Stud Duck, and stabbed me in the back (of the leg) with his 1 1/2" spurrs. I removed my thick wranglers to reveal 5 or 6 bloody puncture wounds which very well could have been fatal had he not barely missed the artery. Turns out that no matter how much you believe that your the Stud Duck..... white meat still taste like chicken.