*** OKIES in the BYC ***

[Teach97]

I teach 6 subjects, 7 classes, and have 34 kids go through my doors...a couple of them come in more than once! We have 84 kids PK-12. My Bio II course has 5 kids. Everything from English isn't really our strong suit to would you mind tutoring me on Latin. It is fun. I know every kid and their family story. Can and do call parents in the middle of class to let them know about grades, tests, behavior...good and bad. Fun trying to teach to several different levels all at one time. Enough challenge for the advanced and still basic enough for the please pass the test kid!

 

[Teach97]

oh...on the bad behavior at the dr's office...when I was a much smaller person. They took me in because of some issues with the urinary tract. I apparently had had enough of folks poking and touching and otherwise messing with my business. Ma said i glared at the dr and called him a fart face...she said I meant it! He took it well...Ma did not. just for the record do not call drs fart faces it will not go well...I couldn't really write more than my name at the time but I wrote a letter of apology and still know not to call drs names.

Now i just pass out on them when they take my blood or give me shots....very manly. Tried warning a little bitty nurse about it one time...she laughed...until I pulled the rag doll routine on her. Local nurse lady would take me to the lounge area to deal with me...aparently it is hard to hold me up...don't know why...I only had 100+ lbs on the lady...okay...I might be 2xs her size but she is little

 

[CityClucks]

Sorry, but the mental image of you falling over and a little nurse trying to catch you makes me laugh.

 

[Teach97]

in college the first time....me and a buddies girl friend got food poisoning. It was decided the best course of action was to take us to the quack shack (campus medical) so off we went...stopping about every 100 ft to rest because we had too. Get there...she has an appointment I get to wait for a turn...found out if you pass out on them they put you at the head of the line! Buddy was back with the girl looks out and says, "Dang, they got some poor dude on the ground trying to wake him up! It is Roy! I don't think he likes it that they are slapping him. I better go help." I had walked over to the nurses station to inform them I was gonna pass-out...not sure I told them but I did! My buddies thought it was funny...I thought I was dying.

 

[mjgigax]

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I've had food poisoning a couple of times (once from bad oysters!)but never passed out. Wish I could have, felt TERRIBLE.

 

[Teach97]

sitting here playing on 'puter and I hear..."Why is there an alligator in the sink"...from a bedroom..."Cuz i wanted it to grow"..."Well it has"...I sitting here thinking.."Cool! We got an alligator!" They did have some at the pet store after all...

then she drank my water....

 

[Doc Henry]

If you get an alligator i'm gettin a lion

 

[Teach97]

I would rather have the alligator....

what is up bro?

 

[QueenPeaches]

Where is everyone ? Asleep?

 

[Doc Henry]

nothing much just setting down after a long day, I got made to do work outside it involved sweating and complaining, I got sunburned.