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[bobbyc1970]

good day everyone..............

 

[Sooner]

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it is called running away from home....you could go to Cement this weekend! i will buy you nachos...



I think both of you would do better by changing the locks on the doors and investing in ear plugs!

Seeing you would be great but the drive to get there to rest isn't so fun.

I already have along trip this weekend & I don't think I can get away with Cement was on the way.

 

[Teach97]

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Don't forget to scrub behind your ears...clean out your belly-button...yes you have to wash your feet...yes soap needs to come in contact with your body...no suds means you have to do it again...wait...you are a grown-up I don't have to tell you these things. This is what I yell as they go down the hall...used to do it to my room mates in college. One would always yell about not being three and being capable...I was asking him about what he scrubed one time as he was headed out the door and he was getting all flustered until I asked about his teeth...then he turned around and went back to finish!

He works as a juvenile detention officer now...big dude with a squishy heart

 

[Teach97]

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you need to learn to be more creative...or learn to not mention as much! Besides...can't you smile and bat your eyes or something

 

[Buckguy20]

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"Oh Brother Where Art Thou" comes to mind!

 

[sjarvis00]

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Don't forget to scrub behind your ears...clean out your belly-button...yes you have to wash your feet...yes soap needs to come in contact with your body...no suds means you have to do it again...wait...you are a grown-up I don't have to tell you these things. This is what I yell as they go down the hall...used to do it to my room mates in college. One would always yell about not being three and being capable...I was asking him about what he scrubed one time as he was headed out the door and he was getting all flustered until I asked about his teeth...then he turned around and went back to finish!

He works as a juvenile detention officer now...big dude with a squishy heart

That is funny! I have a nephew that is 21 years old and still will not touch his own feet. He throws the bar of soap on the shower floor and rubs his feet across it the his feet across each other. He thinks feet are too nasty to touch. Stupidest thing I ever heard.

 

[Buckguy20]

Coop, Loved the poem I may have to borrow some of those lines.

 

[Teach97]

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You going courtin' or sparkin'? when I try stuff like that on my wife she just thinks I did something bad and starts asking questions I don't wanna answer. So I try to keep comments to her limited to grunts and mutters. I also found giving answers as you walk out of rooms and losing doors works...for awhile...eventually she hunts you down and demands answers...then I go back to my original philosophy..begging for mercy and blaming other people!

 

[Buckguy20]

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You going courtin' or sparkin'? when I try stuff like that on my wife she just thinks I did something bad and starts asking questions I don't wanna answer. So I try to keep comments to her limited to grunts and mutters. I also found giving answers as you walk out of rooms and losing doors works...for awhile...eventually she hunts you down and demands answers...then I go back to my original philosophy..begging for mercy and blaming other people!

I meant this part. I want to give it to my hound dog!

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

I can get away with courtin cause that means we are gonna go out somewhere.
Sparkin will get me in trouble.

 

[Teach97]

I like to rub my feet on the carpet and go sparkin' her ear! the boys laugh...she doesn't laugh usually...but does make this sound...it is the sound I imagine the natives made right before they scalped or bashed in the brains of folks cuz that is usually what she tries to do

Your wife goes places with you? HUh...mine says i am embarrassing...she does let me go to church...apparently I need it...