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[CayuseRanch]

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I gots eggs! You wanna come get them?

Now Teach, I was just telling someone the other day the effects of picking up and Hooker. No wonder your such a trouble maker, I just realized where you lived.

 

[donnie]

here is my bantam white pheonix from cy hyde , thought i would share a pic of him since he is my favorite

 

[donnie]

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i have 96 eggs setting on my counter right now for eating

 

[Sooner]

LOL, that is funny! I think my DH has given up on trying to control the chicken math. Since Lil'Sooner is on my side I have no worries anymore. He is even building the Aframes for me.....Came home Sunday & he had 1 completely put together & another half way when he ran out of wood.

So we now have two pink Aframes.

 

[donnie]

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hey Carah , what would your husband charge to build an aframe

 

[Doc Henry]

Howdy everyone, cayuse you could make a trip south I got 17 dozen today.

 

[Poco Pollo]

We became so involved with our paintings today that I didn't have a chance to post the rest of the puns at lunch time. Here you go....

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine .
21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

 

[CayuseRanch]

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i have 96 eggs setting on my counter right now for eating

Well, you are closer than Teach...but i was thinking a little closer to home here. Guess I should have bought some at the blanchard auction on Sat huh?

 

[Teach97]

ya'll need to ask Doc about his most recent hatch

 

[CayuseRanch]

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UGH! You guys are making me sooo jealous....I can barely get two eggs! Im giving these girls one more week to get their act together! GRRRR. And Doc...Your even further! In fact...aren't you so far south that you should be locking your doors cuz I hear there is a wanted man in your area.