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[R2elk]

I told my brother that the apple pie was disgusting and I was going to have to toss it out to the chickens. He didn't believe a word I said.

 

[Nabiki]

Excuse me? That was my couch.

Here, this one suits you better anyways. Did you know that they usually put fainting couches at the tops of stairs? This is because after climbing a set of stairs wearing a very tight corset, it was not uncommon for a woman to need one.

 

[RUNuts]

I told my brother that the apple pie was disgusting and I was going to have to toss it out to the chickens. He didn't believe a word I said.

Kinda makes you wonder why he ate the whole dumpling, doesn't it?

I lose all credibility when I finish the first piece and reach for a second.

 

[RUNuts]

Saffy may have an old soul but she isn't a grandma.

Shirley, you jest!

 

[MarkJr]

Here, this one suits you better anyways. Did you know that they usually put fainting couches at the tops of stairs? This is because after climbing a set of stairs wearing a very tight corset, it was not uncommon for a woman to need one.
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I think about all the stuff women used to do for their looks, was thankful that we moved past that.

Then I realized with high heels, those caterpillar looking things glued to the upper eyelid, thongs...... we’ve just became more inventive in our cruelty.

 

[Kiki]

@Kiki's awake!
You weren't on much last night -- everything okay?

I fell asleep binge watching the prison show.

 

[Fishychix]

I'm not even sure what you said. Must not have taken it too bad.

W orks for me lol
I will try to remember to be more clear when I’m kidding though.

 

[EverythingDucks]

caterpillar looking things glued to the upper eyelid,

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

That's priceless!!!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Shirley, you jest!

"Bob," not, "Shirley."
Unless elk is also secretly a teenage girl living in his parents' basement....